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[nicevampireguy]

Fuck all you guys, I'm fucking glad to get the hell out of here.

Fuck you for the swirlies, for shutting me in lockers, for every fucking humiliation I have fucking suffered here.

I won't miss fucking any of you.

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it was important i do this before disappearing back into the hiatus either

[reanimated]

We won't miss fucking you either, Connor

[detectivewonder]

Well, that's... decisive.

[highlyinformed]

Hm.

[swordhappy]

I see you are not leaving behind your propensity for melodrama.

[reallylovehats]

Whoa! Only six?

text;

[tyriannicull]

just how many of us have you fucked

[nicevampireguy]

... This doesn't even deserve a response.

[gabutyra]

I don't even know what fucking means.

[nicevampireguy]

And you, sir, are what makes me lose faith in humanity.

[gabutyra]

But I didn't even do anything.

[nicevampireguy]

... That's exactly the point. Your breathing is an affront to humanity.

[gabutyra]

If I stop breathing I'll die, sir.

still commenting backdated haha

[nicevampireguy]

...Who the hell are you calling sir?!

[gabutyra]

Are you a ma'am?

[subspaceflowers]

But you're gonna miss me right?

[nicevampireguy]

Of course. Tons. You're the only one I'd ever miss, Ramona.

[brotimaeus]

aw shit, that hurts.
cuttin me right to the core, connie.

[nicevampireguy]

Well you could have been nicer.

[brotimaeus]

i couldve been worse.
why dont you just uh.. remind me who let you out of that locker yesterday.

[nicevampireguy]

... Fine. I'll grant you that. Thanks, uh, Bro.

[brotimaeus]

dont force it dude.
you can call me dirk like everyone else.

[Well, he's sure gonna regret that when this is over.]

[groans]

School... sucks.

[nicevampireguy]

Right? What's the fucking point, other than useless torture.

[groans]

[ here here man. it's hard enough to read as it is ]

Too stressful