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[gabutyra]

I didn't know we had to go to school here! I've never gone to school before! Do I get graded on fighting monsters?! On saving the world?!

I don't know how to live my life now! Please send help. I've currently melted onto the floor of my room and can't get up.

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

uh
really??

[gabutyra]

What do I do?!

[maiditoutalive]

wait
youre serious about the melting
i was just being sarcastic

[gabutyra]

I didn't really melt. I just feel like I melted.

[notjohnsmith]

...How old are you?

[gabutyra]

20!

[notjohnsmith]

You don't need to go to school.

Although if you've never been, it's still probably a good idea.

[gabutyra]

Oh, really?!

Well, I spent my life traveling all over with my dad.

[captainkink]

You really need to stop doing that.

[gabutyra]

Captaaaaaiiiiiin.

[ whine ]

[captainkink]

Stop bitching. School isn't that bad.

[gabutyra]

Doesn't being home schooled count anymore!?

[ceded]

Melted???

[gabutyra]

Melted.

[badnewsboy]

You get graded on all of the above! I do hope you've been studying properly. I hear they take your arms if you're given a letter in the Midgardian alphabet lower than a C.

[gabutyra]

What as my life become?!

[badnewsboy]

Terrible, it's become quite terrible.

[gabutyra]

Well, I'm not bad at fighting. I'm the best . . . so I'll definitely get an A on that. And I've saved the world so many times that, that should be an easy A too . . .

[tookthename]

Wait, you said you were 20, right?

[gabutyra]

Yeah.

[tookthename]

Then you don't have to go to school. You can enroll in the community college if you want, but it isn't required.

[gabutyra]

Eh?! Really?!

[easy_a]

Have you even listened to yourself talk?

No one's saying you have to attend school.

[gabutyra]

Eh? Really?!

[easy_a]

Yeah. Really.

...How comes you've never been to school?

[Sure, it probably explains some things, but it's definitely a curiosity.]