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[gabutyra]

I didn't know we had to go to school here! I've never gone to school before! Do I get graded on fighting monsters?! On saving the world?!

I don't know how to live my life now! Please send help. I've currently melted onto the floor of my room and can't get up.

Comments

[gabutyra]

Captaaaaaiiiiiin.

[ whine ]

[captainkink]

Stop bitching. School isn't that bad.

[gabutyra]

Doesn't being home schooled count anymore!?

[captainkink]

Not normally, no.

[gabutyra]

Why not?

[captainkink]

Because school's an experience.

[gabutyra]

But I'm 20!

[captainkink]

Then get a job.

[gabutyra]

I like jobs!

[captainkink]

Great. Go get one.

[gabutyra]

Okay!

Thanks! You're a great friend!

[captainkink]

Sure.

I need to get one too. I thought I'd apply as a history or PE teacher.

[gabutyra]

I can do anything! I've had a lot of part time jobs before.

[captainkink]

Like?

[gabutyra]

I've been a carpenter before. An artist. A daycare advisor. A babysitter. A plumber. I've also been a teacher's assistant. And a garbage man. I was a waiter once too.

[captainkink]

That's a lot of jobs.

[gabutyra]

It was all really fun!

[captainkink]

Why so many, though?

[gabutyra]

It's good to do everything and get as much experience out of life as possible!

[captainkink]

Fair enough.

[gabutyra]

Life's all about chances.

[captainkink]

I can get behind that.

[gabutyra]

You understand, huh?

[captainkink]

Yeah.

[gabutyra]

No wonder we're such good friends!