So someone told me I'm supposed to have this roommate. Whatever. I'd know whoever it is if they ever came to this stupid place they call an a-part-ment. I guess that's a house or something. I don't know. So whoever you are, you can show up. Even if you're some horrible gross monster thing.

I'd just rather live in the place I was, but someone said that I had to live in this building because I'm a kid and I need supervision. I threw some rocks at them. I regret nothing, by the way. That guy needs to learn how to respect the greatest Earthbender in the world. I mean come on. I traveled with the Avatar. I can handle myself.

And this school thing. Still not happening.

[Toph's kicking it back in the park, where she's taken up residence. She's got a cozy little dirt and rock encampment, completely set up with her own amenities. It's got a healthy layer of dirt everywhere. She thought she hit the normal speech to text feature, but she's hit the video feature instead. When the feed comes on, it's at a weird angle.]

So while I don't mind finding my own way to make a living and all, because I am resourceful like that - [Everyone remembers that time in the Fire Nation where she conned her way into large amounts of money]

I don't appreciate someone coming up to me and telling me I have to go to school. Rude much. But that guy totally deserved a punch to the face.

Someone tell me school isn't mandatory. Because it's lame.

[Across the screen, something mismatched and illegible comes out.]

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[that was until she pressed enough buttons to find a speech to text translator on it. Whoo-hoo.]

-am I supposed to do with this thing, eat it? It's probably worse than Katara's cooking! Who's funny idea was this, Sokka? Twinkletoes? If this is your fault I'm throwing boulders at you! Ugh. This is lamer than Zuko and his honor crap. Oh no, I'm stuck in some weird place oh no, where's my honor!

Hey! You! Point me in the closest direction to the Earth Kingdom! [Obviously she's talking to someone who just walked by, but feel free to think she's talking to you!]

[Smallish contraption? Toph has no use for it. It's foreign and she doesn't know how to use it so it's just going to get thrown on the ground.

That's when the video feed turns on, the angle askew from being on the ground. Toph's not throwing a fit; she's mainly got her hands on her hips, and she's frowning.]

Okay guys, not funny. This place is weird and it smells like Katara's cooking. Gross.

[Pause.] I swear, I'm gonna find you guys and catapult you into the clouds!