Okay, I know the obvious thing to post about is definitely the volcano, but can someone please help me figure out where I'm going wrong with Cooking Mama? No matter what I do my gyoza always start bleeding and she never stops eldritch-snarling at me. I know I'm doing something wrong! This isn't what the box says is supposed to happen!!

Okay though seriously can we please notice that Molly and the Captain disappeared at the same time and that like

that has to mean something right! They've taken her somewhere and





There has to be something we can do

So even with my perfect GPA and what has been described as exemplary extra-circulars, I can't transfer over to Cosair Academy. You know, the "non-fictionals" school. So apparently we can destroy them at lacrosse, but I can't get taught by qualified professionals?

Not that anybody will think that's weird or anything.

Has anyone seen Molly? I normally walk with her most of the way to school but she wasn't there this morning.

So ! GSA!!

I sort of intended to make this post a little sooner, like as soon as school started up again, but as things always do here one thing kind of led to another and I wasn't really in a place last week to do anything, you know. Gay??

(Let's not talk about last week, okay? Not my best years.)

Anyway I wasn't out when I was in school back home so I've never actually been a part of an actual, like, LGBTQ organization or anything, but I think it could be cool? Mostly I'm just like digging around w/ the high school community like. Would we be into this?

Promise there would be pizza there!! Not even strictly vegan pizza. Ask your friends.

Lydia, you're not like a dragon egg, are you? Karolina, Molly, how about you guys? We still uh well normal is probably a bad word, but as normal as we usually are.

I know I've lived here going on four years now, but. These are weird questions people shouldn't need to ask. Guess it could be worse?

SECRET SANTA ASSIGNMENTS

Find your person's requests in the comments on this post!

Victor no peeking to see who got you!

( [Cut for length!] )


Let me know if you have any questions!

Hey, would anyone be down for a Secret Santa thing this year? Or like whatever non-denominational holiday elf you feel like.

I want to organize it if people are interested! Like, no shady recruitment implied, haha. I just didn't want it to be like limited to the seven people I know well :)

EDIT:



SECRET SANTA STUFF HERE!

Rules:
- $20 max (not enforced)
- make sure you actually remember to do it!
- you give name, you get a name!
- fill out the thing below and leave it here so whoever gets you can know what you want!



<b>NAME:</b> who are you! <b>AGE:</b> so no one gets arrested for a badly thought out gag gift! <b>WISHES:</b> three to five things you want! <b>COLORS:</b> if you have a preference! <b>SIZE:</b> OPTIONAL! <b>OTHER:</b> anything you think might be relevant!

[ The feed clicks on with a background score of faint mutters, fading in and out as if someone's thumb was briefly pressing over the mic. ] I gotta say, this waking up in a completely different place thing is getting kinda old. [ pause. ] Not that it's happened a lot, but I figured once was more than enough. As for the idea of having been fictional before – right. Sure. Somebody really outdid themselves this time around.

Now, I'd ask if anyone's been able to find a way outta this place, but something tells me the answer would be a no. So I guess I'll just stick with an introduction.

The name's Steve Rogers. Anybody know where I can find a good gym around here?

HOT OR NOT

you missed it, don't lie

NOT EVEN UP FOR DEBATE SHES SMOKIN

HOT OR NOT

EVERYONE IS SO HOT IM GONNA DIE

HOT OR NOT


I TRIED TO TAKE A BAD PIC OF HIM IT DIDNT WORK

HOT OR NOT


HAHAHA THIS ONE DID

HOT OR NOT


MULTICOLORED HOTTIE

HOT OR NOT


WHY IS THERE A PUPPET............

HOT OR NOT

Formalwear is way more expensive than I thought it would be. I got this though. I went by Lackluster Video and they said I could start on Monday so I'll hardly even be broke. Kinda didn't think video stores were actually still a thing? But it's cool. I like movies.


( Text message to Gwen Stacy #1 )

I guess my roommate's moved out? Which, like, I didn't see her that much to begin with, but she was just a kid, so I hope she's doing okay.

Oh, yeah, and I've like got the solar thing on lockdown what with everything being horrible and burning (I guess), but I understand if people avoid me until this gets fixed?

I feel like now is the perfect time for a beach or pool party or something! Or at least, like, sprinkler party on the lawn.

It's been ages since I had a roommate! Like, besides family, you know. It's kind of exciting; reminds me of nature camp and stuff?





PRIVATE TO RUNAWAYS

Um, how binding are ballpit rules? Can one of us take her? Like at the risk of sounding like I'm turning into my mom we've got to break her out or something, right?

I was really excited about the ball pit here till I realized that ballpits are like, the kind of thing that a freakin' gag bad guy would use. and now I'm kindof bummed out because I need to find out who to hit with this chair I got here, so um, if anyone's the bad guy or somethin' it would be nice if they came foreword like right now so we can get this over with.

Please and Thanks and all that someone bring me a pizza please?

Look, I'm not hiding anybody from anybody!

Lydia, meet Nico and Karolina. They're my teammates from back home. Nico and Karolina, this is Lydia. She's my girlfriend.

See, now everybody knows everybody.

Um, setting aside the super weird multiverse talk thing, not to mention all the pamphlets! They just gave me this phone, so how come I have like twenty five unread texts?

Dancing!! A cruise!! Food included!! It's free!! We're going!!! Whiners will be labeled as mutineers and subjected to my terrible pirate accent, which I will remind you of Halloween three years ago: it's terrible!! Double whiners will walk the plank! Pack your dancin' shoes - Nico, I'll help you pick a dress. Meeting dismissed!

Haha, how's that for direction and leadership.

Thanks to everybody who came to save Nathan. It looks like he's going to be fine, even with all that screwed up zombie talk.

I'm not sure if we wanna have a party about this just yet, but uh. I'll ask him when he wakes up?

Nico, I'm right downstairs so let me know if anything's going on.

So I pretty vividly remember the spiel when I was first taken by the government some time back. They made me feel guilty for everything that happened to my parents, like it was something I woke up one day and decided. Now they've picked up a new skill. It's like, surprise, your whole life was someone's sick joke. At least everything that's sucked can be explained away. Except someone forgot that we actually lived through that.

Yeah, I'm sure it's something you've all heard before.

My name is Nico. I just arrived. Anyone heard any rumors of a band of runaways who are defying everything the government wants? Because I think I need to catch up with them.