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[panchromatic]

Hey, would anyone be down for a Secret Santa thing this year? Or like whatever non-denominational holiday elf you feel like.

I want to organize it if people are interested! Like, no shady recruitment implied, haha. I just didn't want it to be like limited to the seven people I know well :)

EDIT:



SECRET SANTA STUFF HERE!

Rules:
- $20 max (not enforced)
- make sure you actually remember to do it!
- you give name, you get a name!
- fill out the thing below and leave it here so whoever gets you can know what you want!



<b>NAME:</b> who are you! <b>AGE:</b> so no one gets arrested for a badly thought out gag gift! <b>WISHES:</b> three to five things you want! <b>COLORS:</b> if you have a preference! <b>SIZE:</b> OPTIONAL! <b>OTHER:</b> anything you think might be relevant!

Comments

[notvictorious]

Pretty sure we were gonna give gifts this year anyway, but I'm in.

[panchromatic]

Oh like I didn't have your present picked out like three months ago! :)

[badtaste]

I'd join in as long as you guys are okay with it??

[notvictorious]

We were cool with it until you got all lame and worried, now you're not cool with us anymore, sorry, no present for you.

[reanimated]

As long as it's generally accepted that I'm getting a proper naughty gift for whoever I get, count me right the fuck in.

[notvictorious]

You're so getting scented candles.

[reanimated]

NAME: CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE
AGE: Ehhhh age is irrelevant when you're immortal right?
WISHES: Booze, drugs, vouchers for Lau's (covers both), my own copy of Super Amazing Wagon Adventure (NOT HAUNTED)
COLOURS: I look good in every colour, go wild.
SIZE: My manly yet waifish figure demands extra medium
OTHER: NO BOOKS, WHO'S GOT TIME FOR THAT SHIT

[subspaceflowers]

I still don't get what you see in that lame video game.

[panchromatic]

NAME: Karolina Dean!
AGE: I'm a high schooler, so no funny business!
WISHES: (1) Cruelty-free lotions; I like stuff that smells fresh! (2)Board games! The more obscure, the better; I've got a lot. (3) This is kind of a weird request but I'd love some really big, fluffy towels. (4) Vegan cookbooks. I'm running out of options right now!
COLORS: Anything is fine.
SIZE: Ladies' S/M
OTHER: I'm vegan (if you couldn't tell from above) so please no like... bacon gifts. Yes, I know, it's hilarious to give that stuff to me, but come on, I try not to impose my diet on you, don't be a Grinch.

[reanimated]

How can a lotion be cruel in the first place?

[tookthename]

NAME: Carol Danvers
AGE: 32
WISHES: 1) a winter hat or scarf or something 2) some books. really anything but that dime-store romance crap. 3) Coffee.
COLORS: Red
OTHER: No alcohol please.

[notjohnsmith]

NAME: Ta INPUT ERROR Kyon

AGE: 18

WISHES:

College prep books. Any practical advice is fine, too.

Mystery novels. Science fiction and fantasy have started to lose their appeal.

Impersonal as it might seem, restaurant gift certificates are always invaluable.

COLORS: as long as it isn't too garish, anything's fine.

SIZE: None of the things I've asked for tend to come in sizes, but just to avoid any comedy of errors, medium, thirty-inch waistline, twenty-eight inches for pantslegs.

OTHER: Thinking ahead, any complaints about any gifts procured by any member of the SOS Brigade can be directed to me in my capacity as club secretary. However, this does not imply any personal responsibility or legal liability on my part. With any luck, this disclaimer won't be necessary at all.

[notvictorious]

NAME: Victor Mancha
AGE: 20, send all gifts of liquor to Nathan
WISHES: optical drive, power transitioners, 3DS, video games that arent haunted
COLORS: uh silver? nothing I guess
SIZE: K what does this question mean
OTHER: No magnets

[notvictorious]

Oh, for clothes. I get it now.

[detectivewonder]

NAME: Tim Drake
AGE: 20.
WISHES: Giftcards for the Juanes electronics department, a cookbook, agreeing to be a test audience for my next video, cat toys, more downloads of my screensaver app from the New Moore app store.
COLORS: It's hard to go wrong with red and black.
SIZE: see below
OTHER: getting me coffee or clothes is probably kind of a lost cause unless your name is Ianto Jones. Sorry.

[tookthename]

Wait, you have a cat?

[themelancholyof]

NAME: Suzumiya Haruhi
AGE: Eighteen!
WISHES: Mystery novels. One of those attachable lenses for your camera phone! A science kit. Anything weird or puzzling!
COLORS: Yellow!
SIZE: S
OTHER: DON'T BE BORING

[subspaceflowers]

Sure. What the hell?

NAME: Ramona Flowers
AGE: Old enough.
WISHES: Cute, colorful stockings, cute hair accessories, maybe some oil or new wheels for my rollerblades.
COLORS: Anything. Honestly, I can match anything.
SIZE: Shoe: 7 Waist: ladies 12.
OTHER: I really dig cute accessories and anything that has lots of color. I'm pretty easy.

[riseup]

oh man, can my friends and i play too?

NAME: john egbert.
AGE: fifteen! almost sixteen.
WISHES: piano sheet music, or magic supplies, or the shittiest video games you can find, or a keyboard. i'm kidding about the last one. nobody is as rich as the once-ler and even if they were, they should not buy crazy expensive gifts because that looks really weird. just saying.
COLORS: blue! yellow and green too.
SIZE: medium? i guess? i am a growing boy, buying me clothes is probably not wise.
OTHER: no baked goods. large salamander clothes/accessories also accepted.

[callbacks]

youre not almost sixteen john lying liar liebert

[badtaste]

NAME: Miles Morales
AGE: 14
WISHES: Fantasy novels, video games, food that doesn't come from Chopstix, cool stuff I can hang on the walls of my apartment once the remodeling is finally finished... anything really!!
COLORS: Red and black. Blue is okay.
SIZE: M
OTHER: I already work at Lackluster so I don't need any DVDs.

text.

[herrin]

Oh, why not.

NAME: Irene Adler.
AGE: A lady never tells.
WISHES: Books (of any sort), tea (Earl Grey, please), hair accessories. Tasteful, mind you.
COLORS: Black or white.
SIZE: I believe you can ask Mr. Holmes for my measurements.

VERY FUNNY

[worldsonly]

If I get some sweaty fifteen year old asking me for your bust size, I'm sending them right back to you.

[everythingspandex]

NAME: Peter Parker
AGE: 17. Hi.
WISHES: You know what I need? Socks. And batteries. And paper towels. We keep running out of paper towels. BUT: Camera stuff, skateboard stuff too. Because those are cool. I'm also a huge nerd so any of those stupid gadget things are the greatest thing ever.
COLORS: Blue and red.
SIZE: M?
OTHER: I wasn't joking about the paper towels.

[ricinbeans]

Dude, don't ask for paper towels for Christmas, I'll buy like a 24-pack next time.

[duckface]

NAME: Lydia Martin
AGE: 17
WISHES: Juanes has some knockoffs of brand name purses I like, anything as close as you can get to Hermes, Miu Miu.. those will probably be on the low end of the price range. Skirts. Shoes, always
COLORS: Orchid.
SIZE: Small. Shoe size 7.
OTHER: Try not to confuse me with the other Lydia, we have very different tastes.

[callbacks]

NAME: dave strider aka yes the pizza boy
AGE: actually sixteen unlike certain mathematically dishonest assholes above
WISHES: vinyls
cat sweaters
things that go fast
phone app store credit
COLORS: red or black
SIZE: thats between me and your mom
unless you mean catthews size in which case i dont know a cat small i guess??
OTHER: ill also take dinosaur sweaters though last i checked juanes didnt have anything in indys colors

[callbacks]

i should clarify by cat sweaters i mean sweaters for cats
i dont need sweaters
im already drowning in an ironic woolen ocean of sweaters and throat cozies

[badtaste]

NAME: Gwen Stacy (the angry one who works at Chopstix)
AGE: 18? 19?? I actually don't know how old she is...
WISHES: Goth/punk stuff, probably?? Gwen reply to this if you want something specific!!
COLORS: Black, black, black, black, maybe some purple if you want to get really crazy
SIZE: I'm not answering this, I don't want to get slapped again
OTHER: You'll thank me later!!

[symbioteclone]

MILES! 

[hawkingbird]

NAME: Kate Bishop
AGE: 18
WISHES: gift cards (anywhere), gag gifts welcomed, accessories for my cello, but especially this.
COLORS: you really have to ask? Purple.
SIZE: S
OTHER:

[totesadorbz]

NAME: Lydia Bennet
AGE: TWENTY TWO IN TWO DAYS WHAT WHAAAAAAT
WISHES:clothes, more clothes, clothes. ok seriously tho like makeup and jewelry too
COLORS: PINK but anything girly or flowery is good 2
SIZE: S
OTHER: vicks is mine. i mean he doesn't need 2 be my secret santa but u should know HES MINE

[ricinbeans]

Peter told me I should do this, so. There's that. Sup.

NAME: Jesse Pinkman
AGE: 26 uh am I older than everyone else on this thing? I am, huh. Shit.
WISHES: I got this lizard... So like, lizard stuff? Uh, art supplies but I guess I don't got to get my own now so maybe not. Oh man, new headphones, that would be sick.
COLORS: Whatever, you know, I'm not picky or nothing.
SIZE: I've like literally never paid attention what size I wear so
OTHER: Yo, no booze, nothing from Lau's, gift cards are totally cool

[dinkerton]

NAME: Buddy Dinkerton
AGE: N/A
WISHES: Sensible slacks, a nice pen, water wings
COLORS: Ochre
SIZE: N/A
OTHER: Thank you for all the Starbox giftcards, students!

[riseup]

we are all going to fight it out to get you, principal dinkerton.

[veryproud]

NAME: Phil Coulson
AGE: Classified.
WISHES: Festive ties, more knickknacks to put on my desk, things that are collectible.
COLORS: Black.
SIZE: N/A
OTHER: Someone switched out all the pens in my pen cup with candy canes and I am really enjoying those.