Will, don't start, I saw a Pikachu when I got lunch. Anything's possible.

U-um... Hello?

I think...

I think I'm lost, and I can't find my way back home.



...Anyone?

[Blue hadn't been wanting for gadgets before she came here, but hey, a free new one is a free new one, so she might as well take this whole social networking thing out for a spin while she needs to vent.]

Hi, everyone! I'm trying to figure something out, but I'm not getting anywhere. I can tell I'm not the only one who ran into the "you're not real and none of your memories are either" people, so if you've got more experience with them, don't worry about ruining the puzzle for me! Just help me out here: what's their angle?

I mean, you don't have to be as clever or beautiful as me to see it's some kind of scam. Shady strangers telling you an outlandish story and giving you something for "free?" I actually find the lack of subtlety a little insulting! But... [sigh] I can't get inside their heads. If this were about keeping a bunch of people stuck here for some creepy reason, you'd think they'd at least take our Pokemon and our stuff away, right? And of course I checked the convenient hotel room for a hidden camera or something, and it's definitely clean. So what are they getting out of this? Nothing up front, and I didn't have to agree to anything...

Aaaugh! I can't believe these people are in the middle of successfully duping me! I knew reforming was making me lose my touch...!

Ah...

This is new.

Everyone, I can't wait to hear the voices of your Pokemon!

[Hello, New Moore. There's a yellow mouse waving at the laptop screen, unknown to his sleeping owner on the back.]

Pika-ka! Chuu!

[Said mouse is talking his name-only language and pressing the keys along. The Island's magic translator gives his best try at Poké-speech.]

today masters birthday

we want present

anyone date?

[It seems that Pikachu wants Red to be more social and get some friends - finding him a date for the dance is the best headcanon birthday present idea, right? ...right?

Before waving good bye, he adds a last message.] sorry for snorlax destruction

This is stupid.

Oh, I think I must have fallen asleep! I was supposed to be hibernating for the winter so I suppose that is normal... but now my roommate has changed and a lot of things seem to be different! Or perhaps I am still a little bit confused. Am I still dreaming?

Do people still remember me?
Have I missed anything particularly important?

Who: high!Red, hungry-and-mad!Snorlax and YOU.
When: February 13th, after the shop's disappearance.
Where: All over the city.
What: Snorlax wants more candy. Give it to him. Don't count on his trainer to stop him, he's on cloud nine. (Also: nobody is ever late. EVER.)

As a trainer who had to survive in the wild, Red would always accept whatever people had to offer to help him on his journey, from free items to warm food.

So of course the chocolate sample were taken without doubt. Now, Red is usually a very responsible master, and he'd never let his Pokémon eat anything not Poké-edible.

But today... today he felt different. He felt happy, relaxed, pretty chilled out. Who needs rules and regulations? Life was meant to be lived! If his monsters wanted candy, they would have candy!

And oh boy, did they love the candy. Snorlax especially - he loved it so much that when the stored disappeared, he got angry.

So watch out, oblivious passer-by, for a giant beast going on a rampage through the city, searching for more of his beloved sweets.

[Kaylee is seen nomming on a chocolate-covered strawberry with obvious delight. Her mouth has a little smear of chocolate around it.]

Never knew I had so many pockets in my coveralls, but I keep finding sweets in 'em... funny, I never remember buyin' 'em, but then again the people at that store were awful nice and givin' me all these free samples...

I feel so nice...

WHO: Teddie and Red
WHERE: Juane's
WHEN: ...soon after Red arrives?
WHAT: Think about it... this is a guy who caught something that looks like Snorlax. AKA RED THINKS TEDDIE'S A POKEMON

( teddie usually spends his shift as juanes mascot chatting up the ladies. it never works, but always worth a shot. )

People of New Moore!  In the lonely moments of your frightened hearts, the tumultuous events of the last few months may have left doubts.  However, you may rest assured that no matter the trials and tribulations of the world, the Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) will always be there to extend comfort, refreshment, and joy to ease your days and encourage the blossoming of love.  As of now, the Host Club can proudly and confidently announce that our operating budget is healthy, our doors are open, and our usual operating hours and weekly events are running once more!  Should you come to the Auxiliary Ballroom of the Four Saisones Hotel, we will, as always, be waiting for you!

[Locked//Worst Security Ever Please Hack]

Okaa-san!  Okaa-san!

The children want to know what we're doing for Valentine's Day this year!

Say hi to Scott. Just picked him up today. Sorry for not saying anything, Nepeta. It was kind of spur of the moment, but he's a good little guy. Feisty and maybe a little dumb (it's hard to tell with kittens), but he's sweet.

Everyone here is so certain they aren't fictional.

But why? You all come from interesting places, surely the concept of information leaking from one world to another and being fictionalized would present itself when coming up with theories. [ She sounds genuinely irritated and a little baffled. ]

A roommate notification slip, huh?

[The first thing you'll see on the screen is... a yellow blur. But a damn cute yellow blur! There's also a little black thing that appears to be a nose sniffing the laptop. It doesn't last though, because said blur is suddenly taken away by a pair of gloved hands.] Chuuuu!

[Pikachu gets himself comfortable on the lap of his trainer - a black-haired teenager with a bored look on his face.

Attention, he's about to speak:] ...where can I find a map?

[Also... no, wait, that's it. Yeah, he's the personification of fun, I know.]