I GOT A SECOND MUTANT POWER!!!!!!!!!!



Awesome!

This digital mail is eternally frustrating. All of a sudden, I'm receiving an influx of advertisements for herbal remedies I most certainly do not need, and misspelled missives that are supposedly from "ambassadors" of foreign countries begging for money. Not very becoming of them, I must say.

They're coming in almost faster than I can delete them. Is there no way to filter such garbage? Here I thought I nearly had this technology sorted out. It's certainly my area of expertise.

Ah, time rounds the corner on another journey of Art. With the completion of filming, we begin rehearsals for the live interactive portion of the show. I am prouder than the fourth of July at the deep character work my cast has done, and I have full faith that this will do its authorial intent justice.

You are cordially invited to the premiere of How to Commit Suicide and Take Everyone Else With You, an innovative work that marries the fields of film and theatre, the genres of silent and musical. You will laugh. You will cry. You will kiss the ground you walk on, for fear of it shattering beneath your feet.

Wednesday, June 22 at the New Moore College Auditorium. As always, black tie optional.

ROSE! Bring a bucket of Gadorate to the premiere. That is all.

Well. This is certainly not where I thought I'd wake up when morning rolled around.