Sticking me on a tropical island vacation paradise without any way of getting out? Sounds … not too bad, actually. It's like someone thought this through. But, uh, some things just don't settle well with a night walk on the beach and a straw in a coconut. I'm not good with small … places. Not even this kind of roomy small.

But, all right, uh, sure, I'll buy it, I've seen stranger. Pocket universe, right? Some kind of elaborate cage to keep us all in. It's nice, but somehow I can't see it working out for any of us long term. Can anyone tell me about the barrier? Any sort of readings? X-ray, alpha rays, beta rays, gamma rays, electromagnetic, UV, any sort of nuclear emissions?

Or if anyone has a dosimeter, Geiger counter and a hand-held spectrophotometer, I can do it myself.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 16 - 18
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Ok! Here is the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Feel free to edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

[So, since the amnesia plot started, Tony has been trying to play catch all the Avengers. Was this what it was like to be Coulson, trying to babysit the super-powered/super-spy team? He bought doughnuts and pizza and put JARVIS on high alert. He even mostly attempted to give the team some idea of who they were and where they were now. But let's face it, Tony was still Tony, and he could not resist a joking nudge in one direction or the other.

Bruce got the most honest appraisal, because Bruce needed to know. He had to know, because while the Big Guy might have had a certain fondness for Tony that extended from Bruce, the other scientist did not remember him. Which meant the Big Guy would also not remember. And Tony was not prepared for that eventuality, nor did he want Bruce regaining his memories to the added horror of having Hulked out on the island with not even the control he did have. Because he would get their memories back. All of them.

So in the video, Tony is holding a Stark Industries coffee mug, sitting in his lab chair, where he has been looking for either a source or a cure for this. Each of the Avengers' devices have been pinged by JARVIS with the location of the tower, and their names. (Clint's still reads his name to be Legolas, because Tony does not know when to let a joke die)]

Okay. I know there is a lot of confusion going around, what with most of you going inconveniently blank on certain... well.. most aspects of your lives. We are all stuck on this island, regardless of whatever powers you might discover, and for the moment it is staying that way, so buckle up kids, this is going to be a bumpy ride.

Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times and do not, I repeat, do not kill your neighbors, or anyone else you meet. Do you really want to get your memories back to find out you just killed your best friend or brother or whatever other relationship you've managed to stumble into?

Everyone try to keep your heads attached. I'm running diagnostics on the water, the air, the network. Any possible contaminant or virus. If this does not wear off on it's own myself, and my buddy will find some way to reverse the effects.

Stay cool and watch the sports channel or whatever else is on TV.

Anyone not suffering a severe case of Soap Opera Sickness say aye.

Stark out.

[Tony is sprawled out on the Piece-A-Pizza roof with a half-eaten box of pizza and a completely empty bottle of Grey Moose. He has the partially constructed Mark VIII on, which is more just the skeletal wiring of a soon to be suit and the reconstructed gauntlets and boots of the Mark VII with some supporting structural work. For once he isn't blar- oh. Nope. There it goes.

Some heavy metal music entirely too loud for the time of night while Tony eyes the Grey Moose bottle like he is considering tossing it in the air for target practice. This is not an accidental post. This is a covert JARVIS intervention. Someone please get Tony before he ends up at the Station in the drunk tank. Or worse. In another naked video on Metube.]

[The video turns on and a rather disgruntled Loki is staring at the screen]

Just because I am featured in your silly little legends does not mean I am fictional. Now if you will excuse me, I will be taking my leave of this place. I have a realm to conquer and some revenge to exact.

[The video turns off, but comes back on a few minutes later. Loki is now looking rather disheveled and very upset. His voice is low and seething with rage.]

What mage dared to tamper with my powers?! Show yourself immediately and undo whatever foul enchantment you have me under or face my unending wrath!>

I... uh. I just want to say thank you to everyone who helped me out last week. You didn't have to do any of that, but....

Thank you.



If you're in my physics class, I've arranged for Professor Xavier to substitute for the next couple of weeks. He'll be covering the rest of the material I have and also administering your final exam. I'll still be available to answer questions if you have any.

[ Miss Romanoff has a peculiar expression on her face, holding an empty box of Waitress So So's upside down, shaking it slightly. She looks almost... calm.

Too calm. ] I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for Twinkles, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you buy me more snack cakes, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Who: Banner, his Shadow, and Souji's team
What: the rescue
Where: Shadow Culver University
When: the Dark Hour

( Read more... )

Maybe I'm just out of the loop on this one, but did anybody know that there's a Loki running around the island?

It would seem our favorite Asgardian is MIA.

Anyone have a last known location on Point Break? JARVIS is coming up null with the search.

Who: Bruce and Tony
Where: Roof of the Avenger Tower
What: Feelings
When: After Zim's attack on the Tower
Warnings: FEELINGS?

( Don't take my stuff. )

[ The guy this is from is taking this very well. Professional voice with a slight amused tone to his voice. Chill as a cucumber. ]

Not exactly what I was expecting.

New Moore, was it? Hello. I'm the fictional Agent Phil Coulson of SHIELD. Anyone know a good tailor?

Who: Charles, Sherlock, Tim, Erik, Jack, Conrad, Finnick, Kaylee, Bruce and anyone else who feels like meeting/talking to Charles or needs some activity and just wants to pop in here to get it.
What: Many flavors of logging
Where: Charles' office, Finnick and Charles' apartment, Sherlock and John's place, New Brew, The Nancing Phony, The College, The High School, anywhere else :X
When: Some time this week
Warnings: Will be updated if necessary.

[OOC: Start a thread if one is not already there for you and you want to log with Charles. Don't forget to tag yourself when you reply]

I've had news of the Sextant, if you're still up for a treasure hunt. Meet me on the deck.

Who: Tony & Bruce
When: After JARVIS' attack
Where: Retro arcade
What: Totally not a date okay
Warnings: None


Technology taking over had always been a popular theme in sci-fi, but Bruce had never thought he'd live to see it actually happen. So after JARVIS went rogue and caused not only Dummy and Helper to attack the Avengers, but the Iron Man armor as well; he was completely open to getting back to his roots. Tony had stumbled across an arcade full of the old video games of their youth and casually mentioned that it would be a good getaway from the tower. Bruce suspected ulterior motives but agreed anyways, because it sounded so completely normal, and he liked normal.

"I think we're the oldest people here," Bruce pointed out with a laugh as they battled the spawn of a familiar green dragon in an attempt to save a certain princess who was not even in that particular castle.

[Sheska's voice comes on in the middle of a sentence, sharp and confused. Whoops. Looks like something's screwy with her new Starkphone.]

--VIS? What's--? No, really, I'm supposed to be here! I-- Ah... What're you doing? What do those attachments do? Really, if you just call--

[She yelps, and from the clatter, it's not hard to extrapolate that she's fallen over. The phone rattles on the floor and the video clicks on just in time to see the mousy-haired young woman struggle to her feet and pound on a pane of rounded glass.]

Let me out! Please, I'm not going to do anything! I'll just leave, I--

[A rush of fluffy white foam sprays down from the ceiling of the small area, cutting her off. The screen is covered with the stuff, but you can hear her coughing and choking. She stumbles and slips, from the sound of it, and when the foam is followed by a deluge of water, the foam dissipates to reveal her huddled against one wall, soaking wet in her skirt suit, trying to shield her face. The water stops and she peeks out through her fingers. She seems to spot the phone, because she grabs for it and the video shuts off before anyone gets a look up her skirt.]


[TEXT//ACCIDENTALLY PRIVATE//JARVIS SECURITY]

C2^ a^(^n# re@# t$i&// Pl#@&e le* M& S*@r% k^^( $ n### h$& h#%&1

[Read: "Can anyone read this?? Please let Mr Stark know I need his help." Looks like not only did the technology haywire somewhat, but all that water wasn't too great for it...]

To: Ph&%$@*% 4^engers
From: R. B. Banner
Subject: Physics assignment


I'm getting the feeling none of you understood the lecture about mass. Your assignments were due to be emailed to me by midnight and I didn't receive a single one. If it's the consensus of the class that we need to review the material again, I absolutely don't have a problem with that. Feel free to email me with questions or ask in class on Monday. The due date will be bumped up to Monday, so bring a hard copy with you and we'll all go over it together.

Dr. Banner



[sorry, physics students. unfortunately all of your homeworks have been eaten. also unfortunately, the email your professor meant to send to you informing you of this mishap has been sent to the wrong group of people.]