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thoughtformed2012-12-06 12:05 am
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[Backdated to 12/4][Video - Posted via JARVIS]
[Tony is sprawled out on the Piece-A-Pizza roof with a half-eaten box of pizza and a completely empty bottle of Grey Moose. He has the partially constructed Mark VIII on, which is more just the skeletal wiring of a soon to be suit and the reconstructed gauntlets and boots of the Mark VII with some supporting structural work. For once he isn't blar- oh. Nope. There it goes.
Some heavy metal music entirely too loud for the time of night while Tony eyes the Grey Moose bottle like he is considering tossing it in the air for target practice. This is not an accidental post. This is a covert JARVIS intervention. Someone please get Tony before he ends up at the Station in the drunk tank. Or worse. In another naked video on Metube.]
Some heavy metal music entirely too loud for the time of night while Tony eyes the Grey Moose bottle like he is considering tossing it in the air for target practice. This is not an accidental post. This is a covert JARVIS intervention. Someone please get Tony before he ends up at the Station in the drunk tank. Or worse. In another naked video on Metube.]

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Doctor Banner? You may want to take a look at the network before Mister Stark gets any ideas.
[If things are dire enough for JARVIS to need to get his attention, then Bruce becomes legitimately concerned. He brings up the network on his screen and is greeted with the video of Tony chilling out to AC/DC. It's worrying, but he is less concerned that someone is in immediate danger.] Uhh, thanks, JARVIS.
[Voice response to Tony:] That's a little loud. If Steve and Bucky aren't on duty, you might have some trouble with the police.
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[Tony turns the volume up a few more notches, because yes, that is exactly the kind of contradictory drunk he is going to be. Way to improve Bruce's opinions on alcohol, Stark.]
I'm sorry, Doctor Banner, I can't hear you. You are talking through some kind of filter. This phone only takes messages I want to hear.
[He looks amused with himself as he drapes his legs over the edge and grabs a piece of pizza.]
Call me back when you remember what fun is.
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What's fun about that, exactly?
[On his way out the door.]
Action?
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Tony?
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You came all the way up here?
[That's a bit of an off-balanced waving at the ground below the edge of the building. It's not even that tall but he's drunk. deal with it.]
I guess you're used to scaling buildings, parkour Banner.
[Makes him briefly wonder where Parker is. He hasn't seen the kid around lately. Tony sinks down into a seated position, legs dangling off the building edge.]
Thought maybe you'd left again.
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[Okay wow... who decided that being on a rooftop while drunk was a good idea? Tony, this is a horrible plan and it's not going to end well at all if you keep stumbling around like that. Which is why Bruce slips an arm around his shoulders to keep him from falling over the side.]
You know if I ever found a way out of here, I'd take you with me, right?
[After a beat, he decides that sounds too.... something. and so he adds:] All of you.
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We have nearly conclusively proved that theres no warning period when people leave. They juhst go. They're there and then they're gone.
[Why is he out of alcohol? Where is the alcohol.]
We should go to the Phony. Or the arcade. Less go to the arcade again. We should go to the arcade.
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[No, you should not be this drunk more often, Tony, how is that a nice thing. Rescuing friends from falling off of roofs is not normal.]
I'm pretty sure the arcade is closed this time of the night, Tony..
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Well. Then we should- We should do something fun. Find the funvee and hop on. Before one of us disappears.
[Like Thor did. Like he's watched the lists of other people do. Like one of them eventually will do and it is driving him crazy that he doesn't know who or when or why or where or even How. All the fundamentals left unanswered.]
If you Houdini on me I will wipe the floor with you when I find you. You can't leave. [Shit okay dangerous territory.]
Want to see a magic trick?
[Stop him Bruce he is reaching for the pizza box]
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[None of it makes sense, and it frustrates him to have absolutely no idea how something like that happens. Magic or impossible alien science.. he just doesn't know.
Aaaand that is just a poor choice of words on Tony's part, because for a moment, he goes stiff as a board. After that, he's trying to shrug away, and doesn't even bother to stop Tony reaching for the box.]
Uh.. sure.
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But Bruce is pulling away and that's not what he wants, so Tony lets himself fall back again onto his back, legs dangling over the edge.]
No one has ever seen it happen. There, gone. Wiped away. Even JARVIS can't trace an exact point and you went off the radar. Just like Thor. Poof. Gone. No more Banner.
[Strange constellations just never getting any more familiar.]
Had JARVIS hacking every camera on the island. I was right about that camera at the arcade. Off-grid. Probably not even real.
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[He really doesn't realize how worried Tony had been over his disappearance... or at least, he hasn't considered it. With all of the things that have been happening, it's hard to keep track even for him.]
I don't remember how it happened, either. It just... happened.
[He sighs, a touch of frustration in its sound as he scrubs a hand through his hair.]
..You thought I'd go to the arcade by myself?
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[This is as honest as Tony gets, and he's still on his back because if he doesn't look at Bruce it is like he isn't actually opening up all the armor cased around his heart and exposing weak and unprotected parts of himself to the Doctor.]
We should go back there. I will wipe every one of your high scores straight off the screen. You never stood a chance. Supreme Arcade King.
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Well... we may have lost Thor, but.. if I can help it, I won't be going anywhere without the rest of you. I think the other guy feels the same way.
[Despite everyone being convinced that there is absolutely no way to get out of here or to control any of what goes on, Bruce doesn't doubt that someday they'll figure it out. Figuring out problems is what he does after all, and obviously this island is one big problem wrapped up in some kind of alien futurescience.]
Maybe later. They're closed now, but good luck with that, Arcade King.
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That, combined with the fact that he knows he should have been dead many times over by now, and yet here he was, heart still beating at a slightly faster pulse than normal, reactor still glowing away in his chest. Who survived the kinds of things he had? Tony Stark was not immortal, and he was all too aware of that fact, as he had been from the moment he woke up with a battery hooked up to his chest.
He idly lifts an arm up, waving it around like he's tracing stars, the repulsor glowing a bit and then blasting into the sky, disappearing a good distance into the air to eventually collide with the barrier and fizzle out somewhere in the sky. Maybe the stars are a complex hologram? The entire sky could be an illusion. It would explain the meteor incident he'd researched.]
Like an upside down fishbowl.
[Thinking, half out loud and half in his head, no one should ever follow his thoughts.]
What's behind the background?
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His gaze follows Tony's; watching the repulsor blast, and then lingering on the stars.]
You think there's something there? Besides the stars, I mean..?
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Without his suit, he was still Tony Stark. But now he was without his suit, his money, really, his resources, and his playboy title. So what was Tony Stark? Well... Besides a genius. No. That was good though. That was all he actually needed. His mind. So he'd hold onto that tightest of all.]
Could be. Who knows? Can't get past it. Don't understand the tech. Inconclusive analysis after analysis.
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He rolls a shoulder as he shrugs, more thoughtful than dismissive.]
They might slip up eventually and give us something to work with... [A brief glance at Tony, then back up to the sky.] Until then, we'll just have to give it time.. see how things pan out.
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[There's an almost bitter tone to his voice, but that can't be right. He just leans back on his arms again, glancing up at the sky.]
Well. We have plenty of that. Whole sea full of time and not a drop to drink.