You know, maybe this place isn't half bad! Especially considering all the pretty ladies I got to kiss because of that mistletoe stuff. I could get used to this place!

Now, what did I hear about a party, hmm? Hope it's inside, because this cold is not for me.

this is all obvious & anybody who's not figured it out yet is fucking stupid.

...Didn't think this place could pull stuff like this.

Is it normal for, uh, certain people to just show up out of the blue?



...And in a way I never would've thought.

What's Christmas?

Man, what a dull, stupid place this is, huh? "You're not real?" What a way to get a guy down! You know, you'd think you'd sweet talk a guy first before shattering his entire existence! Really, you people have no idea how to handle breaking news to someone, do you? Being blunt is not always the way to go - even if you're in those sweet little nurses outfits. ♥ Half of me would like to believe this is all some very stupid prank by Lloyd - or even that asshole angel fellow - but, I don't think I've ever seen tech quite like this before. Weird.

But, enough doom and gloom! Let's get this party started, right? Hello there, all my fine hunnies and sweethearts! You can call me the wonderful and amazing Zelos Wilder, who is here - at your service. The service of making all of your dreams come true. Back home, I've got quite the name attached to me, but it looks like here I'll just have to make a name for myself, hmm? Don't worry, I promise to be gentle.

I'm not interested in guys, so you all can just go away, okay? Okay.