Being a nurse, I get there are a ton of homeopathic methods that might be beneficial for getting a woman pregnant. I also get there are a lot more "natural" methods that won't do jack for helping put a baby in your belly, but will instead send you on some crazy acid journey like the super fun one I'm on now. Apparently.

Wait, can I say that without losing my job? Crap. Please don't let me be standing in the middle of the courtyard all tripped out saying this out loud. Kinda don't wanna be pregnant and unemployed, that's only cool for teens on MTV or whatever. I mean, not cool. For anybody.

The point is! I am going to ride out this fun little trip by the imaginary beach with my fictional self, and when I return to Earth, maybe have another discussion with Leslie about buying fertility "medicine" from guys who smell like Patchouli.

edit; Guy, I hate to say it.. But I think we've been Jammed.