ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ugh, guys


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Someone fix it!!!

[ The camera flickers on as Elsa paces in her room ]

What have I done? What do I do?

[ she hugs herself, clearly out of sorts ]

So I've been here a monthish now and I guess I should find out who's hiring? I don't have a degree or anything but how much does that matter in an alternate universe? ...That's a serious question because I have noooo idea. I don't want to be a super mooch since my roommate is all working-girl which I think means it's time to get my Bettie Page on. Minus the bangs, those so weren't for me.

That said, I am looking for a new hairstyle to go with my paycheck. All suggestions are 100% ready-and-welcome to be taken into consideration.

[ there's a beat as she considers ending it there, but wait no there's more. ]

Does, um. Do any of you adult-types which I guess I'm now included in... that bracket. Do you guys go to school? College-shaped school? Here?

[ she tucks some hair behind her ear and nods. okay. she's done. ] Thanks.

The list was just confirmed. It's short. But that's the only good thing that can be said about it.

Aqua
James Potter
Natasha Romanova
Miles Morales
R
Rogue
Rudy Wade
Sirius Black
Sarah Manning

Many of these people were quiet. Or loners. But they had friends. So be respectful. If anyone has any information about the recent releases and when they were last seen, I encourage you to report in to the station.

As regards last week, I remind you that the things done were under compulsion, and the city does not hold people responsible for their actions if they were affected at the time. If you were affected and wish to make apologies, that is your choice. There will be no prosecution as a result of last weekend's actions.

Any questions?

Okay, so not only did everything suck when we all went alternate reality/personality/whatever on each other, but I've also got a calculus test on Monday. Can we just agree to, I don't know, let school have a back-seat to crazy events. No? Hey, it's worth a shot.

Actually, wait, one more thought: is anyone else Jewish? Passover is coming up and it might be nice to do something as a group. Since, idk, "fictionals" don't always get the best looks from everyone else.

Did anyone die? And if so, how? I'm curious.

[ private - locked to Jack Harkness ]

Where are you?

I can help with the volcano, but I also don't want to make it worse. Can anyone help?

yo I like, put the pool up on the beach but like........

is it snowing????

I thought theyd be like little ice cubes but it tastes awful and it keeps getting in my drinks.

maybe somethings on fire?? deets from the flying peeps plz

What a day this has been!

Thanks to this "network" (and what a great idea! I've never seen such advanced technology), I've learned so much about this island prison. I'm especially relieved to hear that no one believes in this whole "fictional" ruse. I thank you all, kind strangers! Your well-documented observations have answered many of my questions about this "New Moore." I am Prince Hans of the Southern Isles; I can only hope you'll welcome me into the fold with the same enthusiasm.

Now, if someone can tell me who in town has the best sandwiches, I can sate my curiosity and my appetite.

[Lin is a little less brisk and stern this time - more solemn than usual, but no less forthright.]

Well. This month was not kind. The releases are as follows:

Conrad Achenleck
Clint Barton
Lydia Bennet
Kate Bishop
Lucy Diamond
Tim Drake
Kyon
Vriska Serket
Peter Parker
Gwen Stacy - both of them
Dirk Strider
Suzumiya Haruhi

If you have any questions, you can ask them here.

One other, unrelated thing - dreamwalking apparently does not fall under breech of privacy laws. You'll have to work it out among yourselves. Peacefully.

Yo, if anyone thinks they want into my head while I'm sleeping, you can jump right off a cliff. I'm not having it. I'm in a super shitty mood and trust me, you don't want dream-me kicking the ass of dream-you. Got it?

I need some fucking ice cream.

In response to some recent criticism of my business:

There are people in this world who find reality to painful to live through. I'm selling those people dreams. How they choose to experience that is not my responsibility.

Can someone bring my homework please? And notes from physics. Kate don't bother, you have the worst handwriting alive.

Does anyone else think everything is really loud lately?

Who: Friends of Koizumi's who don't have plans for valentine's
What: Koizumi making dinner and dessert
Where: Koizumi's apartment
When: Valentine's Day evening
Warnings: None so far

( for the rest of them )

Whoever is sending me messages to my inbox, I appreciate your sentiments, but perhaps "ice puns" are not the best way to gain my attentions and affections.

[This was supposed to be a series of texts to bff Kate Bishop, but instead it is on the network for your viewing pleasure enjoy.]

so on a scale from 1 to 10 how awful is it to want to wish your boyfriend here?

because i am seriously debating it. happy valentine's day to me?

no scratch that that's really bad.

tell me that's really bad.

Kate i need your wisdom telling me not to make poor life decisions.