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[if_only]

What a day this has been!

Thanks to this "network" (and what a great idea! I've never seen such advanced technology), I've learned so much about this island prison. I'm especially relieved to hear that no one believes in this whole "fictional" ruse. I thank you all, kind strangers! Your well-documented observations have answered many of my questions about this "New Moore." I am Prince Hans of the Southern Isles; I can only hope you'll welcome me into the fold with the same enthusiasm.

Now, if someone can tell me who in town has the best sandwiches, I can sate my curiosity and my appetite.

Comments

[thneed]

I have the best sandwiches.

[if_only]

Wonderful! Where can I find your shop?

[thneed]

[ i spent all this time trying to figure out WHERE but let's just pretend there is some kind of address here ok to his pizza place and/or bakery either one. SANDWICHES. ]

They're custom too. You can request anything on it.

[icesolation]

[ oh great ]

Unfortunately, I'm all out of enthusiasm.

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[if_only]

( You have got to be kidding. )

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[if_only]

Why, if it isn't Queen Elsa! Abandoning Arendelle again, are we?

[icesolation]

Hardly. Though I see you seem to be trying your luck as usual.

[if_only]

I'm nothing if not ambitious.

Now, be a dear and do something about this heat, would you?

[icesolation]

Very true. You are nothing but ambition.

Maybe I'll let you simmer for a while.

[sunflowersister]

Goodness, I think you're one of the only people who's ever actually read older posts before asking question. Not that asking is bad, of course! Just, you know. Unnecessary sometimes.

I'm not actually sure if I can help you on the sandwiches front. There used to be a really lovely deli cafe, but it closed when everyone who worked there disappeared. I mean, I make pretty good sandwiches, but that's probably not what you're after...

[if_only]

Once I got the hang of this network, I found almost everything I needed to know! I just can't get my head around the idea that there are hundreds of other worlds out there besides my own.

Well, if it's not too much to ask, I would love one of your sandwiches! But you have to tell me what I can do for you in return. I'd hate to impose!

[fuckincakewake]

whoaaa u made my roommate elsie super frosty
maybe ur why she doesnt date?
hmmmmm
also oncelers not totally rite
his place has good food but sandwich wise juanes has the best steak sandwiches
just fyi
so mister prince hans
are the southern isles hot like here?

[if_only]

Thanks for the tip. I'm sure I'll have plenty of time to dine at all of New Moore's finest establishments!

It's regrettable that Elsa and I can't seem to reconcile; I was hoping her emotions would have thawed by now. Maybe you should set her up with someone! As her roommate, you must know her well enough to find her a suitable date.

While you're at it, maybe you could persuade her to work her magic on the island. The Southern Isles are nowhere near this hot—not even in summer!

[fuckincakewake]

nah she said she doesnt date so im not gonna push anythin
besides i have my hands full arrangin my own date schedule
ill only wingman for peeps who wanna be set up :3
and tbh at this pt im not sure some snow is gonna fix this
my momdaughtres is pretty sure the tops gonna bust on that volcano thing
so thats a whole new can of crawlbugs we gotta figure out how to fix
unless u know somethin about lava heroics?

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[if_only]

Momdaughter?

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[if_only]

In any case, if that volcano is about to erupt, we have to do something! Are there no knights or guardsmen on New Moore who've been trained to handle a crisis?

[fuckincakewake]

yea dave but he totally needs our help with a crisis bigger than untied shoelaces lol
i mean to be honest if it erupts wheres anybody gonna go?
ive had some experiences with massive fires on high populated islands and its pretty shitty
even without to big old barrier seperatin us from the ocean
ill get people to safety if it comes down to that tho
i got dat shit on lock probably
ur really sweet for worryin about everybody so quick after u got here

[oftpartitioned]

cool sideburns bro

[if_only]

Thank you for that weird-but-certainly-well-meaning compliment!

[oftpartitioned]

anytime bro

[tesselate]

Sandwiches? That's your first concern?

[if_only]

Well, it was before I learned about this active volcano...

[tesselate]

Yeah, that's probably a bit more important.

[if_only]

Just a bit.

Is there anything I can do to help?

[tesselate]

I guess if it starts becoming really bad we could try to set up shelters and you could help people find them? We just have to find a place that's actually...safe.