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[if_only]

What a day this has been!

Thanks to this "network" (and what a great idea! I've never seen such advanced technology), I've learned so much about this island prison. I'm especially relieved to hear that no one believes in this whole "fictional" ruse. I thank you all, kind strangers! Your well-documented observations have answered many of my questions about this "New Moore." I am Prince Hans of the Southern Isles; I can only hope you'll welcome me into the fold with the same enthusiasm.

Now, if someone can tell me who in town has the best sandwiches, I can sate my curiosity and my appetite.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

nah she said she doesnt date so im not gonna push anythin
besides i have my hands full arrangin my own date schedule
ill only wingman for peeps who wanna be set up :3
and tbh at this pt im not sure some snow is gonna fix this
my momdaughtres is pretty sure the tops gonna bust on that volcano thing
so thats a whole new can of crawlbugs we gotta figure out how to fix
unless u know somethin about lava heroics?

1/2

[if_only]

Momdaughter?

2/2

[if_only]

In any case, if that volcano is about to erupt, we have to do something! Are there no knights or guardsmen on New Moore who've been trained to handle a crisis?

[fuckincakewake]

yea dave but he totally needs our help with a crisis bigger than untied shoelaces lol
i mean to be honest if it erupts wheres anybody gonna go?
ive had some experiences with massive fires on high populated islands and its pretty shitty
even without to big old barrier seperatin us from the ocean
ill get people to safety if it comes down to that tho
i got dat shit on lock probably
ur really sweet for worryin about everybody so quick after u got here

[icesolation]

I'd rethink that if I were you.

[fuckincakewake]

ooohhhhh i c
hmmmm :?

[icesolation]

He only cares about himself.

[fuckincakewake]

i hear u elsie i hear u
but the way things are lookin we cant be picky about help rite
i mean im go but im not THAT good lol

[icesolation]

No, I mean he only thinks about himself. He hurt my sister and he tried to kill me.

[fuckincakewake]

uhh
sooooooo
so i shouldnt add him to the date list?

[icesolation]

Probably not, Roxy.

[fuckincakewake]

yikes
well u go check out the volcano w jackie
we can regroup and talk about this junk when things are less um
lava-y??
oooookay
break!! good luck gurl cya soon

[icesolation]

Sure. Take care.

[if_only]

Ladies, please! I'd say we have more urgent matters to address. Volcanoes don't just give up and go home.

[icesolation]

Don't worry. The ladies can handle things from here.

[if_only]

Well, good luck. And do be careful—we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt by your little parlor tricks, would we?

[icesolation]

Come closer and I'll show you what my parlor tricks can do, Prince Hans.

[if_only]

You're not going to make this easy for me, are you?

[icesolation]

She's my room mate. Hands off.

[fuckincakewake]

elsie shhhh
im a big gurl
u dont have to protect me

[icesolation]

He's not worth it. He hurt my sister.

[fuckincakewake]

look i trust u
i really do
so just trust me ok
im minorly smarter than i appear lol

[icesolation]

Okay . . . All right.