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[if_only]

What a day this has been!

Thanks to this "network" (and what a great idea! I've never seen such advanced technology), I've learned so much about this island prison. I'm especially relieved to hear that no one believes in this whole "fictional" ruse. I thank you all, kind strangers! Your well-documented observations have answered many of my questions about this "New Moore." I am Prince Hans of the Southern Isles; I can only hope you'll welcome me into the fold with the same enthusiasm.

Now, if someone can tell me who in town has the best sandwiches, I can sate my curiosity and my appetite.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

uhh
sooooooo
so i shouldnt add him to the date list?

[icesolation]

Probably not, Roxy.

[fuckincakewake]

yikes
well u go check out the volcano w jackie
we can regroup and talk about this junk when things are less um
lava-y??
oooookay
break!! good luck gurl cya soon

[icesolation]

Sure. Take care.

[if_only]

Ladies, please! I'd say we have more urgent matters to address. Volcanoes don't just give up and go home.

[icesolation]

Don't worry. The ladies can handle things from here.

[if_only]

Well, good luck. And do be careful—we wouldn't want anyone getting hurt by your little parlor tricks, would we?

[icesolation]

Come closer and I'll show you what my parlor tricks can do, Prince Hans.