Sometimes I'm really happy that my roommate doesn't actually stay in the house.
Side-note: Your pet store ran out of reptiles. Just. Letting you know.

Anyway. Hey, Marceline? Remember when everyone's ages were all messed up and I promised to show you a jellyfish? Ta-dah. I present you jellies.

I'm sticking the them back in the water if anyone wants to help with that.

I've never seen lava once it's cooled down all the way. It has cooled down all the way, hasn't it? It won't flood out if someone breaks it open and start up again. It just looks really fluffy, like misshapen pillows. But I wouldn't suggest using it that way, even if it's really tempting, it's not worth it.

How's everyone?

WHO: Wayward Vagabond, Hiccup, Phil Coulson, Peter Pan, The Once-ler, R
WHAT: i've got dreams like you - no, really!
WHEN: whenever between Feb.27 - Mar.2 during sleepin' time. up to you.
NOTE: please just state which option/character you're going for and tag away. yoo it's technically a log even if you're spamming me. 5+ comments for your activity. this is a good idea guys.
WARNINGS: some dreams may take a turn for the worse depending on who it is / what happens.


[ OPTION A: CAN TOWN ]
( the mayor )
[ OPTION B: HOW TO DREAM A DRAGON ]
( hiccup )
[ OPTION C: IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE. ]
( coulson )
[ OPTION D: WHERE'S MY BACKUP CHORUS? ]
( the once-ler )
[ OPTION E: THE DEAD DON'T DREAM ]
( r )
[ OPTION F: COME WITH ME WHERE DREAMS ARE BORN AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED ]
( peter pan )

In honour of the upcoming celebration, love potions are at 50% off.

Please note, you will have to sign a contract ensuring that we are not responsible for misuse. Fine print is not an excuse.

Hiccup is in charge of the shop. No one is to disturb me.

[Iiiiit's big Dave. And in the background of his apartment, is that--]

So in the absence of an actual overlording alien seabitch to take down, it looks like my part in the Great Earth Turf War's been declassed to arguing with troll kindergartners about Dita Disgusta and how she definitely isn't the hero of Turbo Transformin' Power Soldiers. For the record, "Yeah huh she is!" is not a valid point of debate no matter how many exclamation points you tack to the end.

["Shut up, it totally matters!"

Oh god, is that little Vriska scratching up his furniture in the background? Dave, why.]

Yeah, no. Anyway, as dialogically fulfilling as I find this kind of intellectual back-and-forth, the little larva's looking for her mom. And I'm looking not to brood the Empress's get. Also she ate all the bacon I made for lunch. So if anyone's seen like a giant spider--

["Like, HUUUUUUUUGE!"

Dave has to tilt his head a little to indicate how hard he may be rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses.]

--Okay, a huge giant spider, drop me a line. Name's Dave Strider. Like the movie guy.

[ The feed comes in shaky, as if the photographer has no idea which end is up. When the video does come through, it's upside-down and it shows a little girl with grey skin and pointy teeth and ears. ]

Hello? Can anyone hear me? I found this camera, but I don't know if it works... Simon told me about them... Has anyone seen him? He's got white hair.. kind of a big nose, glasses.. has a big old crown with him.. Oh, and he has blue skin, too. I need to find him.

Okay first thing. Someone needs to sign that report card for me. I'd like to mention to anyone that gets to look at that, that the significantly low grade in history has nothing to do with me being before half of it happened. You only need to state the world is round not flat once for me to get it. I can read. It has everything to do with the teacher arguing with me about helmets. It's an unjustified grade.

And I also don't destroy school property intentionally.

Second thing. I felt kind of weird bringing it up since everyone was busy celebrating another thing and my timing is also a bit off because these aren't the stars I'm used to basing everything on but I think Thor would forgive me on that one. Happy Snoggletog. It's something we celebrate back home. It's kind of like your Christmas thing except Santa is Odin and makes way more sense. There's also goats and I have no idea how to explain this without it sounding really strange to everyone. Basically, if anyone wants to set things on fire and drink mead and maybe catch a sheep or- That sounds horrible. It's meaningful, I swear. We don't set the town on fire. Just. If you're interested? I'm your guy.

I'm going to go put on a helmet now. Which I have. Because viking. They have those. Real thing.

[Aisling is looking vaguely mutinous today, arms crossed and frowning at the camera.]

Just so people will stop asking, the mistletoe isn't here anymore. It wasn't natural, you know. Things can grow that fast, but only with help, and mistletoe doesn't make you kiss. Not usually. None of my plants do that, so you can stop hunting for some that will. Take your shears and knives and go home. And if you want pine trees, you can't just cut them down wherever you want to. I'll help you find a good place and put it in a pot to take home with you if you bring something to trade, but I won't let you cut them down just because. There's a place that sells butchered trees near the big building that sells everything. If you want dead trees, go there.

WHO: Anyone and Everyone
WHAT: All the kissin's
WHEN: Dec 13 - 15
WHERE: Wherever you want!
WARNINGS: Affection, freak-outs, possible R ratings


Okay! Here's the post for collecting all your kissing logs! If you want to do individual Network posts and then lead in to kissing that way, that's fine, but if you're looking to do a straight up log, this is the place to do it. That way we don't flood the community with all the log posts.

Instructions:

1. Post your character's name. One reply per character so that they're all neatly organized.
2. When you tag to a character's thread, put your participating character's name in the subject line.
3. ???
3a. Please edit the post tags to include your character name for easier activity reporting
4. PROFIT!

I hate to bother everyone with questions about another holiday, but I've been reading up on Christmas and... well, I'm kind of confused.

Are we supposed to celebrate the religion or Saint Nick and his magic, and is it for one day or twelve? I keep seeing both in the books.

Oh! And Jack, you're mentioned in the books, too. I thought you'd like to know.

I hope that wasn't New Moore's way of celebrating the American holiday coming up, because if it is, please try something lighter for Christmas. That was a nightmare I'd like never to experience again.

Everyone is okay now, right? I've got plenty of soup and chocolates if anyone needs a pick me up after all that.

[ except you, tim. ]

Actually, speaking of the season, please take care to start dressing properly! I know it doesn't sound likely, being a little island, but it does snow here so look out for yourselves. Gloves, scarves, and hats are all very important.

Fair warning: If you're moping, don't be surprised when you're hit with a snowball to the face. Not moping won't lower your chances. I take no responsibility.

HOT OR NOT

you missed it, don't lie

NOT EVEN UP FOR DEBATE SHES SMOKIN

HOT OR NOT

EVERYONE IS SO HOT IM GONNA DIE

HOT OR NOT


I TRIED TO TAKE A BAD PIC OF HIM IT DIDNT WORK

HOT OR NOT


HAHAHA THIS ONE DID

HOT OR NOT


MULTICOLORED HOTTIE

HOT OR NOT


WHY IS THERE A PUPPET............

HOT OR NOT

Who: Loki + You
What: a quiet ceremony
When: Monday night, November 12th
Where: Near the beach

[ Loki is dressed in his Asgardian garb as he quietly treads water. He has a ball of light in his hands which he slowly raises into the air as it floats away. The glow is reflected off his face which reveals nothing and the silence speaks for itself. ]

[ for a brief second, the sky is filled with floating balls of light before they flicker away quickly, never to be seen again ]

We're done, New Moore.

We're breaking up. Anything you want to call it. You've done enough.

[Koizumi's wearing a deliberately neutral expression.] I'm afraid it's that time of month again.

Persons released during the month of October include:

Cat Grass Everdeen
Carlos Mellark
Fubbuck O'Douls
Johanna Mason
Dick Grayson
James T. Kirk
Piper Halliwell
Christopher Chant
Millie De Witt
Dante
Spitfire
Jubilation Lee
Seta Souji
Kiryuu Daigo
Rippukan Souji
Ben Mason
Loki Laufeyson, the younger version
Simca

[Koizumi observes a moment of silence.] I'm very sorry to anyone who lost friends. If anyone has any questions, I'll answer them as best as I can.

EDIT: Also - some of these names may appear odd or inconsistent. I apologize, and mean no disrespect to Katniss, Peeta, or Finnick - I am legally required to read off the list as given.

[ the video feed seems to be on, inexplicably, looking at a Loki with bloody hands and mouth and seems to be sparkling somewhat? At his feet, there's a rabbit lying on the floor, limp and unmoving ]

Whatever condition this is, I want it gone.

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?