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[thatboyisamonster]

In honour of the upcoming celebration, love potions are at 50% off.

Please note, you will have to sign a contract ensuring that we are not responsible for misuse. Fine print is not an excuse.

Comments

[audio]

[inanimum]

You can make love potions? ...Do they actually work?

Re: [audio]

[thatboyisamonster]

I would not sell defective products.

[myfries]

What's the opposite of a love potion? Can you make one of those? It might be fun.

[thatboyisamonster]

I suppose I could.

[myfries]

It's a good holiday for falling in love, but it's also a good one for falling out of it, too.

[thatboyisamonster]

What makes you say that?

[myfries]

Well it can't just be all syrupy sappiness all the time, can it? What's wrong with breaking tradition, you know?

[tesselate]

Really.

[thatboyisamonster]

What?

[tesselate]

It's not going to really work. Even if it does at first it's still fake.

[thatboyisamonster]

Now why wouldn't it work?

[tesselate]

You can't force people to fall in love with you.

[freezespirited]

Wait. Love potions are real?

[thatboyisamonster]

Of course they are.

[freezespirited]

Do they last?

[thatboyisamonster]

That depends on the product. Why?

[freezespirited]

Just trying to imagine someone believing they love someone for a couple of years before realizing it was a potion. Wouldn't that be weird?

[accidents]

Does anyone actually buy those?

[thatboyisamonster]

There's no reason why we shouldn't have it in stock.

[accidents]

Yeah I-- I can't think of an argument for that one other than it being probably awful. You're right.

How does it work?

[thatboyisamonster]

Magically, of course.

[worldsonly]

Indeed. And what would you consider "misuse" of such a thing?

[thatboyisamonster]

You do realize that by providing the product, I do not consider it misuse but others will see it that way. If the people purchasing the product use it reprehensibly, it is not the fault of the supplier.

Is that not how mortal law operates?

[worldsonly]

Someone sounds defensive.

[thatboyisamonster]

Preemptive, really.