[ video ]

[thatboyisamonster]

In honour of the upcoming celebration, love potions are at 50% off.

Please note, you will have to sign a contract ensuring that we are not responsible for misuse. Fine print is not an excuse.

Comments

[thatboyisamonster]

I never said it was true love.

[tesselate]

Fine. You shouldn't do that.

[thatboyisamonster]

Oh no. You're mistaking me for someone who cares.

[tesselate]

So how long do they allegedly last for?

[thatboyisamonster]

That's up to the client and myself and certainly no business of yours. I wouldn't worry too much. I doubt anyone will waste a potion on you.

[tesselate]

Yeah, thankfully I'm pretty sure I haven't met anyone that stupid.

[thatboyisamonster]

Then all is well.

[tesselate]

Except for where its still basically ripping people off.

[thatboyisamonster]

That's why there is a contract.

Really, you should tone the bitterness down. Why do you care?

[tesselate]

Because it's wrong.

[thatboyisamonster]

And here I thought you had an actual argument.

[tesselate]

Well I could go on about misuse of magic but I really don't think you'd care about that either.

[thatboyisamonster]

Finally, the light dawns. Are there any more superfluous points of contention you wish to get off your chest?

[tesselate]

Nothing that's going to do anything good.

[thatboyisamonster]

Obviously. There hasn't been any "good" in me for quite some time now. Those who do think such things don't last very long for obvious reasons.

[tesselate]

That's it? You just accept there isn't any good at all, end of story?

[thatboyisamonster]

Well, the story is over.

[tesselate]

You're alive. The story isn't over.

[thatboyisamonster]

Who says I'm alive?

[tesselate]

Even if you aren't alive back in whichever reality you're from - which I doubt - you're still alive here.

[thatboyisamonster]

And it means nothing in a place like this.

[tesselate]

It means everything.

[it's very lord of the flies, really.]

[thatboyisamonster]

Not to me and certainly not to anyone else.

[tesselate]

Fine. Give up on yourself, if that's what you want.

[thatboyisamonster]

Why, was that unclear?