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[thatboyisamonster]

In honour of the upcoming celebration, love potions are at 50% off.

Please note, you will have to sign a contract ensuring that we are not responsible for misuse. Fine print is not an excuse.

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[thatboyisamonster]

Of course they are.

[freezespirited]

Do they last?

[thatboyisamonster]

That depends on the product. Why?

[freezespirited]

Just trying to imagine someone believing they love someone for a couple of years before realizing it was a potion. Wouldn't that be weird?

[thatboyisamonster]

It was a common dilemma many centuries ago, if you recall the lore. Of course those were not entirely of my make.

[freezespirited]

Yeah, but you played a part in it. And you're keeping the business running.

[thatboyisamonster]

I do have a shop to run.

[freezespirited]

Just one question: Do they sparkle?

[thatboyisamonster]

Let's not be tacky about it.

[freezespirited]

It's not tacky, it's magical! Like in the cartoons.

[thatboyisamonster]

Why are you using cartoons as a basis of reality.

[freezespirited]

Because the magic looks magical and it's a perfectly valid basis of reality. What would you pick?

[thatboyisamonster]

Well done magic doesn't look like magic at all. It blends in perfectly.

[freezespirited]

Where's the fun in that? Don't you ever want to show off?

[thatboyisamonster]

I used to. It never ended well on my part.

[freezespirited]

It might have been your methods. Did you enjoy it?

[thatboyisamonster]

I enjoyed my magic.

[freezespirited]

Not the showing off part?

[thatboyisamonster]

When I was young, I had the mistaken impression that people would appreciate my mastery over the mystic arts.

It's not a mistake I repeated.

[freezespirited]

That's too bad. I think it's pretty cool.

[thatboyisamonster]

. . . Thank you, Frost. It was an Asgardian opinion, really.

[freezespirited]

Yeah, well-- That must've been hard.

[thatboyisamonster]

Some things cannot be helped.

[freezespirited]

Doesn't make them right. And you know even a more spectacular weapon is still a weapon. It gets predictable which might be more comfortable for some people, especially some Asgardians, but I think that could get a little boring after a millennium.

[thatboyisamonster]

They are nothing if not predictable.