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[thatboyisamonster]

In honour of the upcoming celebration, love potions are at 50% off.

Please note, you will have to sign a contract ensuring that we are not responsible for misuse. Fine print is not an excuse.

Comments

[thatboyisamonster]

I used to. It never ended well on my part.

[freezespirited]

It might have been your methods. Did you enjoy it?

[thatboyisamonster]

I enjoyed my magic.

[freezespirited]

Not the showing off part?

[thatboyisamonster]

When I was young, I had the mistaken impression that people would appreciate my mastery over the mystic arts.

It's not a mistake I repeated.

[freezespirited]

That's too bad. I think it's pretty cool.

[thatboyisamonster]

. . . Thank you, Frost. It was an Asgardian opinion, really.

[freezespirited]

Yeah, well-- That must've been hard.

[thatboyisamonster]

Some things cannot be helped.

[freezespirited]

Doesn't make them right. And you know even a more spectacular weapon is still a weapon. It gets predictable which might be more comfortable for some people, especially some Asgardians, but I think that could get a little boring after a millennium.

[thatboyisamonster]

They are nothing if not predictable.

[freezespirited]

Well, you're here now! They're not. It's the perfect time to show off. Not, now-now, but now in general.

[thatboyisamonster]

Perhaps some other time.

[freezespirited]

Okay. Broke any potions yet?

[thatboyisamonster]

Frost.

[freezespirited]

Just curious. They're on sale so there are probably a bunch of desperate people rushing to get them before the 14th.

[thatboyisamonster]

That is hardly my problem.

[freezespirited]

It is your problem if you lose your merchandise. But you probably don't have to worry about that, do you?

[thatboyisamonster]

Not yet anyway.

[freezespirited]

What's the policy? You break it, you buy it?

[thatboyisamonster]

That is everyone's policy. Mine is more along the lines of, you break it, you deal with it.