[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[accidents]

...

[geminated_man]

[accidents]

Maybe it was big diseased dog that just kind of looked like a dinosaur.

[geminated_man]

Look, mate. I've seen Jurassic Park enough fucking times to know what a bloody dinosaur looks like. It was a fucking dinosaur! Huge with big teeth and all scaly and evil-looking! And it tried to take me arm off!

[accidents]

That might not be an accurate portrayal of dinosaurs.

[callbacks]

dude

[accidents]

We should probably talk.

[callbacks]

is this what i pay child support for

[accidents]

I don't even know what that is.

[callbacks]

can you describe the dinosaur

[callbacks]

not that im confirming its a dinosaur
or that dinosaurs have any reason to be around in this day and age on an island were fictional people supposedly become real
i mean maybe youre crazy
im just into dinosaurs for no personal reason

[geminated_man]

I'M NOT BLOODY FUCKING CRAZY! I know what I saw and it was a fucking dinosaur! All.. massive and pissed off looking for small children to eat! Do you want me to show you the goddamned bite? That's no dog, mate!

[callbacks]

im just saying ive been callously murdered by some real big dogs in my time
this dinosaur
did she look wild or would you say shes been well kept over the last year or so

[geminated_man]

How the fuck should I know? You think I've just got loads of friends with pet dinosaurs hanging about? No! It was hungry and angry and wanted to tear me apart!

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[alwaysimpure]

do you need healing?

Also, maybe it was a dragon.

[accidents]

It wasn't. Don't blame a dragon.

[alwaysimpure]

I wouldn't blame the dragon, I'd check if it got food poisoning.

[accidents]

Good.

And that's a good idea. I'll double-check all the food.

[geminated_man]

I'm not accepting your help. I've already been to see actual doctors, besides.

[alwaysimpure]

Good, I was only offering for Alisha's sake anyway.

Which also means that you can let me know when you ever feel like accepting my help with things you can't handle.

[geminated_man]

Well there's a mad fucking dinosaur wandering the streets that might take Alisha apart if you wanna do something about that.

[easy_a]

Jesus. First pirates, now fucking dinosaurs...

[That looks absolutely painful, and Alisha can't help but feel bad for him.]

You gonna be okay?

[geminated_man]

I'll be fine, I think. It just hurts like a bastard. On the plus side, I got drugs for it.

[easy_a]

...Not sure if that's good or bad. Long as I don't have to babysit you, I reckon.

[geminated_man]

You want some? If it's you, I'm happy to share.