[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[accidents]

All of them. I kind of stayed home on account of unusually angry... pet cats.

[callbacks]

did you let your
cats
out unsupervised

[accidents]

They may have violently knocked me out and made a run for it.

Very very angry cats.

[callbacks]

whoa
i mean i know mean cats but thats really weird behavior for yours
are you ok

[accidents]

I don't know what happened. Everything was fine before that.
Yeah, it's not bad. I'm okay.

[callbacks]

man ive got reasonable evidence to suspect somethings going down
some people
well i guess you wouldnt know since you skipped school
maybe you should stay skipped for a while
just in case

[accidents]

Do they excuse absences for this kind of thing?
Because back home you don't get to stay home from any kind of lesson unless your skull broke.

[callbacks]

im pretty sure abject fear for ones life and limb count as a legit excuse to lie low
if not the dinkster understands
principal dinkerton understands everything
what a great guy

[accidents]

Yeah. He's like the only one that makes any sense half the time.
Alright. School issue is covered then.
I'm going to find her and then ...figure out what to do from there.

[callbacks]

do you need backup

[accidents]

I wouldn't object to it. If she's still in a mood, that might help.

[callbacks]

ok
can we do it after lunch
im a little bit uh
under the weather
and i should probably get some food in me before trying to deal with a really angry cat

[accidents]

Under the weather? You okay, Dave?

[callbacks]

oh yeah im fine
just tired is all
i had an interesting night

[accidents]

Huh. What kind of interesting?
Make sure you eat something decent.

[callbacks]

a friend needed my help with something
are cafeteria tacos decent

[accidents]

Don't know. What's a taco?

[callbacks]

bro i really gotta take you on a culinary tour of this century