[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[geminated_man]

Well there's a mad fucking dinosaur wandering the streets that might take Alisha apart if you wanna do something about that.

[alwaysimpure]

I'm fucking willing to risk my neck for you, so you can trust that I'd do anything to keep her safe.

[geminated_man]

Great. Can we get to killing the stupid lizard already?

[alwaysimpure]

I can't go killing things just for having bad taste.

[geminated_man]

Did you forget the part about the mauling? And how it might maul other people?

[alwaysimpure]

Well, I punched you and I don't generally punch other people.

[geminated_man]

Yeah, except you're not a danger to other people. Just my sensibilities.

[alwaysimpure]

That's just because you're such a delicate flower, darling.

Look, the creature belongs to Dave, he should be able to handle it. But if it ever comes near you with its big, scary teeth again, you can just call for me and I'll be sure to keep you safe. Shrink it down a size or two, or turn it into something that can't harm you.

Cotton balls? Hm. Really teeny, tiny cotton balls?

[geminated_man]

You're making fun of me.

Why am I the only one who sees what a big fucking deal this is? A dog bites someone? It's put out. But an actual fucking dinosaur bites someone? Suddenly it's just a cuddly pet and no one should ever hurt it.

More importantly, why isn't it in a cage somewhere? Like a Zoo?

[alwaysimpure]

'cause it's a fucking dinosaur. If they're anything like dragons, they'd be damn hard to keep caged. Especially if you don't want them to become aggressive.

Also, I'd not want to put out a dog either. They can be quite reasonable animals, don't bite just for fun.

But the main reason is that I think this has to do more with whatever's going on right now with the island. Y'know the pattern, Halloween's coming up and suddenly people and creatures act different. Go figure. So I won't take any drastic measures, but I'll try and keep people safe. Especially you.

[geminated_man]

Huh... I guess you've got a point there. I think I was more pissed off about being attacked by something that shouldn't exist than anything. Being savagely mauled usually puts a damper on rationality.

[alwaysimpure]

Can't really blame you for that one. You might wanna show some of that rationality to the owners of the creature, before you're known as the vicious dragon hater or whatever it is.

[geminated_man]

How am I the vicious one? It attacked me.

[alwaysimpure]

Hm.

Well, just try not to rally the troops for killing her.

[geminated_man]

Yeah. I'll do that.