[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[accidents]

I got that. She probably threw up after biting.

[alwaysimpure]

Poor girl. Is she alright now?

I don't know if I can do anything, but I know back home there were several potions to help sick dragons and the like, I might be able to figure something out if she needs something.

[accidents]

I have to find her to know first.

Really? Potions for dragons? I was just going to see if Loki had something if she ended up really sick... She's a little different from dragons but if it worked for them it should probably be okay, right?

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, preserving dragons is quite important back where I'm from. Loki might have, I don't know. I don't have anything ready yet, but I do know some spells that might help and I've figured out a lot of potions since getting here, so I reckon I might be able to brew something if you need it.

[accidents]

I like the sound of where you're from. Okay. Thanks. Let me just... figure out what's going on first and make sure she doesn't chew on another arm.

[alwaysimpure]

It has some things going for it.

Here's hoping! I'm guessing you can handle her alright, I mean, I could probably charm her jaw shut but that'd be an extreme measure.

[accidents]

Extreme, yeah. That's a little harsh. She needs that jaw. Dave and I got it under control.

[alwaysimpure]

I'd not have wanted to do that, anyway. Also, don't mind Rudy. He just scares easy, he doesn't mean it.