[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[accidents]

I like the sound of where you're from. Okay. Thanks. Let me just... figure out what's going on first and make sure she doesn't chew on another arm.

[alwaysimpure]

It has some things going for it.

Here's hoping! I'm guessing you can handle her alright, I mean, I could probably charm her jaw shut but that'd be an extreme measure.

[accidents]

Extreme, yeah. That's a little harsh. She needs that jaw. Dave and I got it under control.

[alwaysimpure]

I'd not have wanted to do that, anyway. Also, don't mind Rudy. He just scares easy, he doesn't mean it.