[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[easy_a]

Jesus. First pirates, now fucking dinosaurs...

[That looks absolutely painful, and Alisha can't help but feel bad for him.]

You gonna be okay?

[geminated_man]

I'll be fine, I think. It just hurts like a bastard. On the plus side, I got drugs for it.

[easy_a]

...Not sure if that's good or bad. Long as I don't have to babysit you, I reckon.

[geminated_man]

You want some? If it's you, I'm happy to share.

[easy_a]

That's sweet, but... I don't think it would be a good idea to show up to work high.

[Or to Sirius'. Or be around anyone while high.]

Went cold turkey on drugs when I came here.