[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[geminated_man]

It is a pretty awesome pet. Envious of that, mate. More of a dog person meself, but dinosaur's probably a good second. Or maybe a little ferret. All the fun of having a cat without actually being a cat.

[callbacks]

ill buy you an entire crate of ferrets if you leave indy alone once we find her

[geminated_man]

Fine, fine, I won't hurt your bloody lizard. Just.. keep a leash on it, yeah? For fuck's sake.

[callbacks]

if it happens again you have my honest word as the knight of time that it wont
happen again i mean
ill personally scratch the timeline to save your ass

[geminated_man]

Not even sure what that means, but just make sure it doesn't happen.