[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[callbacks]

im just saying ive been callously murdered by some real big dogs in my time
this dinosaur
did she look wild or would you say shes been well kept over the last year or so

[geminated_man]

How the fuck should I know? You think I've just got loads of friends with pet dinosaurs hanging about? No! It was hungry and angry and wanted to tear me apart!

[callbacks]

ok calm down man
well catch her and ill make sure she knows shes been a very bad dino
no frog treats for a month

[geminated_man]

You? IT'S YOURS?! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!?

[callbacks]

custody of indy mcnuggets is a long and complex story but lets say shes roughly one third mine
she also doesnt live with me and also i was
otherwise occupied
last night
but if you need doctors bills paid or damages addressed or whatever ill take care of those

[geminated_man]

Who the fuck keeps a bloody fucking dinosaur as a pet? You! This is your fault! And yes I've got a big fat fucking bill that you can take care of! And my prescription for this pain medication isn't bloody cheap either, mate! Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you!

[callbacks]

i think my sister used to keep a journal of whats wrong with me
she may have given up
anyway i know for a fact that indys well trained
somethings probably up
ill look into it after school

[geminated_man]

You should have that bloody thing put down is what you should do! Do the rest of us a fucking favour!

[callbacks]

wow no
shes been here a year without incident and shes got just as much right to continue to be here as anyone else
do you see me going around calling for the mass euthanasia of any human types going around biting people right now

[geminated_man]

It's a bloody maniac, it is! Next it'll be lunching on tiny children and having a brunch of tiny dogs and shit!

...Are people going about biting one another now?

[callbacks]

at least one person yeah
also spiderman mentioned werewolves
hes a very reliable news source id take him at his word

[geminated_man]

What's werewolves got to do with the prehistoric monster you keep?

[callbacks]

well if somethings going on with the local fauna dont you think itd be more productive to investigate that line of inquiry before taking shots at someones awesome pet

[geminated_man]

It is a pretty awesome pet. Envious of that, mate. More of a dog person meself, but dinosaur's probably a good second. Or maybe a little ferret. All the fun of having a cat without actually being a cat.

[callbacks]

ill buy you an entire crate of ferrets if you leave indy alone once we find her

[geminated_man]

Fine, fine, I won't hurt your bloody lizard. Just.. keep a leash on it, yeah? For fuck's sake.

[callbacks]

if it happens again you have my honest word as the knight of time that it wont
happen again i mean
ill personally scratch the timeline to save your ass

[geminated_man]

Not even sure what that means, but just make sure it doesn't happen.