[video post]

[geminated_man]

[ When the camera turns on, it reveals Rudy, looking more than just a little cross, and just a bit peaky. ]

All right, all right! Come on out with it, now. Who the fuck is the owner of the fucking monstrosity that did this to me!?

[ Rudy pulls the camera back to reveal a rather nasty and large bite to his arm, at least according to the fact that the bandage takes up almost his entire forearm. ]

Just got meself out of the hospital.. Couldn't explain it. No one wanted to believe that a fuckin' massive bloody dinosaur wanted t'eat me! Nooo, 'course no one wants t'believe old Rudy. He just makes shit up! There's no dinosaurs on this weird fuckin' island where literally anything can happen at any fucking time it wants to! No! That'd be ridiculous, wouldn't it? For Christ's sake.. When I find the fucker who let this fucking lizard out, I'm gonna cut your bollocks off and shove 'em up your nose. Y'hear me, mate?

Comments

[geminated_man]

No, but I'm still pretty fucking sure you can't reason with something that's got the brain the size of a walnut, mate.

[accidents]

You're right. There's no reasoning with you.

[callbacks]

ooooooh sick burn

[geminated_man]

[geminated_man]

Look, fine, whatever. Just keep it inside or something. Now that it's got a taste for blood, God knows what it might do. But if I see it out and about, hunting small children or whatever, I'm not holding back. Gonna hafta carry a bloody pipe with me.

[accidents]

If Indy had a taste for blood, she would've finished you off. I'm sorry she bit you but just let us take care of her, okay? She's not going to hunt children.

And you can stay put and take care of your arm and eat tacos or something.

[geminated_man]

And if she does?

[accidents]

She's not.

[geminated_man]

And I'm sure that you were sure she wouldn't do it again after she bit you, too.

[accidents]

Well no. If she was upset enough to bite me she'd probably definitely bite the nearest person calling her a monster so I wasn't sure about that.

I'm sure about her not attacking children though. They wouldn't even make logical prey. She likes it when they're big and she can chase them.
Not that she's doing that but I'm just saying.