My shop for weapons and potions are now open for business. Do come visit.

... what kind of ridiculous joke is this? I haven't agreed on marrying anyone, much less here, or like this. I'm not even old enough for this.

At long last, a dream of mine has come true. A far off dream I'd only imagined would happen after I'd saved the world with my comrades at my side from the Deboss Army. After I'd wooed a girl with dates and flowers and a moonlit dinosaur ride at night-- I mean, girls like that kind of stuff, right? Oh, and chocolate. At least a mountain of it and maybe a free hamster and--

Actually, that doesn't matter now because Kiryuu Daigo is now married!

[ she sets up the device and there's some oofs as she trips over something before she appears before you ]

Hey, like not to be a bother or anything, but is there any place around here where I can get a job or something? I can't exactly shop till I drop if I've got no moola, y'know?

[ he fumbles with it for a bit and you can see him upside down before he puts it right side up and then walks back to ask this ]

Where can I buy a hamster? And how do you train them not to bite you for no reason. I'm not sure if I'm ready for hamster rabies or anything. Do hamsters even have rabies? Are they a specialized type of rabies? This makes me think of the tootsie pop commercial: no one will ever know.

Apparently, being a cat had more negatives than positives. The main one being the fact that I didn't need to carry around the keys to my place and, now that I'm back to normal, can't unlock the door.

Lea, when you hear this, let me in. I'll be next door with Boy.

Look everyone, look! Ian's a cat! He's really a cat!!

[ he's holding up a very disgruntled cat up to the video and bouncing him up and down ]

This is so cool!

[ standing in the middle of New Moore are two men facing each other with their weapons out. feel free to watch as they spar together. ]

[ in the center of new moore there is a man singing into a rolled up magazine while a boombox plays akb48's 'heavy rotation'. he's dancing along with it to. the exact dance ]

I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
The blaring music
Playing in my head
Is on heavy rotation

The words “I love you” dance
Like popcorn
Popping
Just thinking
Of your face and voice
Makes me go crazy

I’m so lucky
To get to feel like this

I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
I got to meet you
As the distance between us shrinks rapidly
I’m in high spirits to the max
I want you!
I need you!
I love you!
The love that’s constantly overflowing
In my heart
Is on heavy rotation!!

[Mass text to the Kyoryuger team]

Hey, guys! We need to get together ♥ I wanna know what you've been finding out about this place, and besides, there's a re-e-eally good coffee shop downtown.

Hey.

Guess the time has come to be a little more obvious about this. Something strange just showed up. They're colorful monsters that are running all over the place. I haven't seen these ones before, but I know they're familiar. Thing is, familiar is bad. These things can hurt you. I'm not sure of what all they're capable of, but if you see anything, bright, colorful, and monstrous running around ... go in the opposite direction.

And—I was gonna try avoiding this, but here's a proper introduction. My name is Riku. Where I come from, and probably where other people come from, even if they just don't know it yet, some people have the power to wield keyblades. These keyblades are a sign of a strong heart. Recently, I ... well, I got named keyblade master. So while we're all stuck here together, I guess I'm in charge of looking after you all.

That—uh, that isn't to say you guys can't do it, too. I've seen people fight from all different types of places. And my best friend ... he's seen even more. But I can't slack on the job.

Anyway, if you have questions about these things, go ahead. I'm about to go personally check them out myself.

And Lea? It's time to see what you can do.

Are you guys actually going to school every single day? Wow.

Where's the fun in that?

[There may be a person clad in all black leather sitting on a bench somewhere in the city, one leg crossed over the other and tapping away on his strange looking old touch screen phone. The new one that this place has given him is currently on his lap.]

Still nothing...

[He isn't very pleased that he's not getting any results.]

[totally new and staking out the area because that's what I do, which means probably walking past you and ignoring you too or whatever]