oops

[callbacks]

ok so we appear to have misplaced our raptor
i dont know maybe catthew drove him off shes been being a hissier shit than usual and hes a delicate soul
anyway if anyone sees him let either me or miss aradia paleomaster megido know
hes about three feet tall and has a taste for frogs
you really cant miss him

Comments

[gabutyra]

I'll help you find him!

[callbacks]

king youre a prince among men
anyway i dont know whats going on with him
hes usually hella better behaved
i guess this is his rebellious teenage phase
so mind your fingers and other easily biteable parts if you run into him

[gabutyra]

I have a way with dinosaurs!

Also, my friends are here! KyoryuBlack, KyoryuGreen and KyoryuPink!

[maiditoutalive]

if you find him dont try to catch him or grab him
sometimes he gets fussy about strangers
and now we have this

[gabutyra]

Gotcha!

[greenboy]

... a raptor?

[gabutyra]

Sooooooooooooooooooouji, let me introduce you to Dave!

[greenboy]

[can't you say my name normally]

You know him?

[callbacks]

yeah thats what cool kids call velociraptors these days
shortening words makes them twenty percent more legit

[maiditoutalive]

he has a taste for recreation block pillows too apparently
and most of what was in the refrigifyificator
and a piece of the door?

[callbacks]

whoa
maybe hes hungry??

[cawmemaybe]

[ ok he's not even going to reply to this with text

just

have a picture of his face

eternal judging. ]

[maiditoutalive]

now is not the time for judgment davesprite

[callbacks]

are you gonna help or not

[unwestern]

Wow! You mean there are dinosaurs here?

[gabutyra]

Amy! Amy! This is Dave!

[maiditoutalive]

only one
and we had to go back in time to get him

[rescuerdownunder]

Kind of an unusual pet isn't it?

[callbacks]

hes less of an asshole than the cat

[maiditoutalive]

he was a science project and now hes our adopted son
thats what dave said anyway
i just go with it since human familial structures dont mean much to me
i think of him more as an awesome sidekick
i hope hes all right

[doublebladed]

...okay gotta ask. How do you even misplace something like that?

[theytookmyipod]

...Wait, you fucking lost Indy? Seriously?

[rule_britannia]

A delicate soul?
You may be pushing the boundaries of hyperbole a little with something like that.
How the devil does one misplace a three feet tall dinosaur?

[ohmyblack]

Oh my. Are dinosaurs only allowed here when they're just that size?

[trytryagain]

I will look.