oops

[callbacks]

ok so we appear to have misplaced our raptor
i dont know maybe catthew drove him off shes been being a hissier shit than usual and hes a delicate soul
anyway if anyone sees him let either me or miss aradia paleomaster megido know
hes about three feet tall and has a taste for frogs
you really cant miss him

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[callbacks]

whoa
maybe hes hungry??

[maiditoutalive]

i dont think so
he had a whole roasted chicken last night
maybe teething
do dinosaurs have hormonal issues

[callbacks]

i dont know ive never been a dinosaur
should i ask bro
hes old enough right

[brotimaeus]

hey.
dont sell me short.
the big bang happened when my sweet motherfuckin self popped into existence and the smoldering beginnings of the universe couldnt handle the fuckin pressure.

[callbacks]

oh there you are
so do teenage dinosaurs get growing pains
do i need to break out the acne scrubs

[brotimaeus]

i didnt want to have to be the one to break this to you
but yes.
remove all the mirrors.
youre going to need a shitload of aspirin to deal with the headaches brought on by the inevitable shrieking tantrums and door slamming.
loud music playing in the middle of the night.
putting cherry bombs in the neighbors plumbing.

oh wait that was me.

[maiditoutalive]

just for once can we not ask bro