Hi, my name is Link and I have some questions!

I've never heard of a phone before so how are you supposed to write just by pressing buttons? This is taking forever. And they said you can use them to actually talk to people so why does everybody send a bunch of tiny invisible letters through them instead, anyway? Actually wait are you supposed to press the buttons with more than one finger? I guess that makes a little more sense, but now I keep making mistakes and having to erase them. Can I just use the talking function instead? Or are you supposed to use that less often for a reason? Networks are confusing.

More importantly, has anyone seen my friend Navi? She's a blue fairy and... okay, that's the end of the description, she glows too bright to make out what she looks like. I'm assuming she's not here, but I don't know how or when we got separated.

[ A red-and-orange suit of armor takes up most of the view of the video. Although impossible to see the wearer's face, it is apparent from the tilting of the helmet and the movement of the video that they are inspecting the device they are more interested in it than in actually using it.

The video goes off. Right after, a text message appears. If it is possible for anyone to tell, it is not coming from a phone. ]

I've been told I should take a leave more often, but this is not quite what I would have had in mind. There is not much chance of getting a ride off the surface, I gather.

I will go through the proper channels with the local law enforcement, but I am curious if there is anyone with bounties needing hunting. I'm not against working while on leave.|

[ If anyone possesses the GAMING CRED to recognize this individual, then they are given permission to scream in awe. Otherwise, here, a person of indeterminate gender in indeterminate armor. ]