[This video, upside down and shaky, is clearly being shot by someone who has no idea what they're doing. She's talking too loudly at it, looking in the wrong spot, and it's obviously a miracle she managed to turn it on at all]

--some trick of that man's, I swear I'll box his ears myself! Where am I this time? Really, these wizards--nothing's safe in a wizard's house! Can't even go out the dratted door anymore without turning up who-knows-where, quite on my own, quite at the mercy of odd little madmen trying to tell me I'm imaginary. Turning me out without so much as a "by your leave" and only this useless thing to talk to. I don't suppose this is something like Wales again...not that Wales would be much better, actually, I would really rather it not be Wales if it can help it...

And you, [she looks down at the camera, giving it a dizzying shake] what use you're supposed to be I've no idea. I don't know how you're even supposed to--what's that light mean? What're you doing? No no no, stop--

[and obediently, the video ends.]