So, um. Suou.

We...we didn't need the stove, did we?

Because I'm not sure it'll work from now on.

Look what I've been making!

I'm not done yet, I'm going to make it HUGE and it's going to take up A WHOLE ROOM when I'm done!!

Now you HAVE to acknowledge me.

It seems we have new arrivals. Welcome, particularly you, students. I'm sure understanding your new state as non-entities must be hard, but you must accept it and submit to the will of our new overlords. PRAISE THEM!

As for me, you may call me Katsura-sensei. No other name shall do. We shall start instructions by doing an entry-level examination - please run around the school 50 times. I will be timing you. This also applies to old students who have refused to do this exam. It's very important!

[Katsura is a teacher. Feel free to decide if your character has or has not suffered through his idiocy already]