It's so clooooooooooooooooooose! [Don't mind the small fangirl freakout okay.]

Valentine's Day is only nine days away, people! Nine days to find that perfect gift for your special someone! This is the perfect time of year to confess your feelings to your true love!

Now, if you need some help, I'd gladly offer my expertise on the matter! My friends don't call me the Goddess of Love for nothing! [She taps the side of her nose.] I've got a knack for true love!

Can anyone explain why school is so freaking boring? When am I seriously going to use most of this stuff in the real world?!

Why can't exciting things happen around here?

The levels here are really funny.
CONGRATULATIONS! You all passed Honesty Mode!




I think the goal was to collect the most secrets, right? So I didn't read it but the post with the most replies that I can tell is that marry-cliff post so the guy that made that and anybody that got everyone to slip up gets these:

[It's too much for him to struggle through typing, but the following comes out almost like a compulsory stream-of-consciousness rant. Connor's voice sounds strained, strangled, threatening tears. It's been building inside him for awhile now, something he's been trying hard to either justify or forget, but it's finally clawed his way out, and he can't stop himself from letting it now.]

I did it. I did what everyone said, I'm the monster they always thought I was. I made Angel disappear and I killed or sabotaged every lead they found along the way. I don't care that they found out, but they never stopped to ask me why, nobody ever wanted to know why I wanted him to suffer. They thought it was just because I hated him, but they didn't know the truth -- and they never wanted to know. All they wanted was for me to be a monster they could blame all of their problems on.

I hate them. All of them. Even my father. Especially him. Self-righteous bastard. He thinks he knows everything because he has a soul, because he's some kind of hero, but I'm the only person who sees him for what he really is. A demon. The soul is a mask he's forced to wear; someday he'll kill all of them and then they'll see.

I was right.

I'm glad I sent Angel to the bottom of the ocean. If he was here, I'd do it again.

[When the video comes on, Venus is leaning down to pick up her device. Instead of her face showing like it normally does, her Sailor V mask is perched on her nose. She clears her throat, flipping her blond hair over her shoulders.]

You'd think that with as many superheroes there are in this city, scumbags like this- [She moves the video feed to the guy laying unconscious behind her.] -would stop trying to mug people at night. Luckily, I was here to stop him.

Don't worry, my attack was meant to stun, not kill, so if any of you police officer-types want to come and pick him up, go ahead. Meanwhile, I'll be patrolling the streets.

Who: Minako and EVERYONE. Yes, everyone.
When: Today? Maybe a couple of days ago? Idk.
Where: Karaokedoki, the new karaoke place in town!
What: It's opening day! Come sing!


( You )

[ooc: it's the opening of the new Karaoke place! Feel free to start new threads or join others! Free for all!]

Heeelllo~ Did you see what The Doctor gave me? Because it's the greatest thing ever, okay? It's so big and warm and- [ he's waving an end of this thing at the camera with a stupidly happy grin on his face ]

...Wait, I had a purpose to this post. EHEM. Right! So. How was your Christmas? Was it amazing? Mine was amazing. The greatest I ever had, even! I hope all your hearts grew two sizes.

You know what you all need? To give yourself a wonderful post-Christmas gift, and to start the New Year off right: Big scarf things too! But not just any big scarf things. You need thneeds. What is a thneed? Well, dear New Moore, if you haven't already had the joy of finding out previously-- let me enlighten you!

Ta~da~da~daaaaa: [ what is he holding up now? it's that ridiculously fluffy pink thing he has that's design doesn't seem to make any sense at all. guys we're in seuss territory. buckle your seatbelts there's going to be a rhyming musical number while he twists and turns that thing into pink-fluffy versions of others things. you all saw this coming. ]

This thing is a thneed. A thneed's a fine-something-that-all-people-need!
It's a shirt. It's a sock. It's a glove, It's a hat.
But it has other uses. Oh yes, far beyond that!
There's about a million bajillion uses or so-
So listen carefully to some so you know!
It puts out campfires, it wards of vampires
But not Conrad.
It bends into shapes, makes fancy drapes!
For this season it can be a sweater!
Next season a shirt, skirt-- fits any weather.
Use it as a sled to slide down that hill
Eat it as a soup, make a giant windmill!
Big snowball shooter ~ Seat for your scooter!
Runny nose wiper or reusable diaper
It's reversible and versatile.
Washable and responsible!
Completely collapsible! WiFi Compatible!
Don't need a large, medium, or small.
It's uniquely designed for a true one-size-fits-all.
Also the smell is wonderfully sweet
And it comes in 84 colors- isn't that neat?
You might need one. Oh you definitely do.
Only 3.98, buy one-- Heck by two!

Ehem.. [ and then he lowers his voice and quickly states the following: ]
Thneeds are all natural, made of one-hundred-and-ten-percent truffula tuft and humanely collected from the trees using a giant comb with previous permission from not one but two forest guardians. All seeds that wind up in my hands in the process will be carefully kept for emergency situations unless requested. All fruit that winds up in my hands will be used to make delicious pancake breakfasts which can be purchased during the mornings at Piece-A Pizza for 7.37-- open 9am. Ask about the jumbo pizza while you're there. 10% of profit goes to charity. No animals were harmed in the making of this song.

Okay, okay, just—

[The sound of Scott clearing his throat, and Allison murmuring something, and laughing. If you have the hearing for it: are you chickening out?]

No, shut up. Okay.

[A deep breath, followed by: possibly the most awful rendition of Feliz Navidad you've ever heard. In your life. Seriously, just. Awful. Scott gets the 'Feliz Navidad' parts in alright, but mumbles most of the other parts in Spanish, only to come back strong for the English parts.

At the end of the song there's a lull, and then snickering from Allison, which turns into full-on laughter when Scott makes a pained groan.]

Yeah, yeah. Merry Christmas.

[The sound turns off halfway through one of Allison's cackles.]

I knew this place was full of some kind of magic. People acted like I was crazy.

Memory loss? And trees and plants everywhere. Magic always causes problems. We're all lucky it wasn't something much worse.

Gosh, I just love this time of year! Christmas is always the best! Getting together with friends and family, getting presents, the snow-

Speaking of which, where IS the snow? I mean, come on. Stupid secluded island captors can give us at least a little bit of snow, right? It's just not Christmas without snow!

Also, I'd like to point everyone in the direction of the newest business in town, Karaokedoki! I'm sure I don't have to explain it to everyone. It, of course, is a karaoke place! It's all ages, so no alcohol I mean come on, I'm 16 I'm not allowed to even drink it yet, am I? Did the age law change here? but there's snacks and lots of fun!

It'll open during Christmas break! I expect to see everyone there!

Who: Connor and you!
Where: Downtown New Moore
When: Late morning.
What: Connor is freaking the hell out.

[To anyone walking around downtown today, at first glance, Connor doesn't seem that different from any other citizen of New Moore. In fact, all things considered, his clothing marks him as pretty normal. Rather that merely walking, however, he appears to be prowling, crouched low whenever he moves as though it's nothing more than second nature. He jumps, startled, whenever other pedestrians pass him by, and while he stops to peer into storefront windows here and there, the first sign of movement from inside or the opening of a door is enough to scare him off, causing him to bolt for the next store over.

At some point during his cautious exploration, he ducks just inside an alleyway near the ice cream shop, pushing his left sleeve up to his elbow and examining his arm with a frown. There are several holes there, as well as faint streaks of dried blood, evidence of the doctors at the hospital trying to sedate him and being met with struggle several times over.]

This place...

[His voice is a low growl as he talks to himself, frustrated, hurt.]

More demon magic. I'm tired of magic.


[Video, Early Afternoon:]

[The young man on the video appears to be rather unsteady, vibrating slightly as he looks over either shoulder while on camera, having fumbled with it for several minutes beforehand. Technology isn't as foreign to him as it used to be, thanks to Fred and Gunn showing him how to work everything in the hotel over the summer, and video is preferable to text. His writing is terrible. He's never had to do very much of it.

When he finally focuses on the feed itself, his eyes are wide, spooked.]

This hell has computers. What kind of demons live here?

Okay I have been waiting for this moment literally my entire life.

I look good in this!!

[Well, someone's looking a bit more mature than usual... Aisling looks at least 13 instead of 6-8 years old - something about the shape of her face and the proportions of her hands as she brushes her hair back from a gilded tiara engraved with oak leaves. Unlike her normal, generally care-free attitude, she's actually looking a little worried.]

Does anyone know anything about something kidnapping animals and killing trees? There was some damage done yesterday, but before I could get there, the culprit was gone! One of my friends didn't come home last night, and no one around the damaged area is home either.

Great news, everybody!
As your magical sugar cure sakura honey angel moon princess, I sent you all of your children from the future to take care of! Hurray!



Nah, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine?

This is your time to shine, Venus! They need you to impart your wisdom on the island! This is what you were brought here for! Just wait until Artemis sees you-

Oh, hi there, New Moore! I understand that some of you are having a trying time. I, too, once went through this transition from normal, beautiful, irresistible teenager to that of a wonderful magical girl, fighting for love and justice. It's hard, but you can do it. I believe in you.

Now, there are rules when it comes to being a magical girl.

[She holds up a finger.] One! Never tell your secret identity to anyone. That just puts them in danger and you don't want that! Your family could be used against you.

[Two fingers.] Two! Never hurt civilians. You want to protect them at all costs!

[Three fingers now.] Three! You fight for love and justice! You fight for true love to withstand all! You fight for justice against the forces of evil that want to take over the planet! ...or in this case, the island, but it means the same!

Now I, the sailor-suited soldier of love and beauty, Sailor Venus, will be around to answer any questions you might have.

Ladies, fluffy people, men in all those skirts that flow~ Heh
To you all I give a hello.
How are you all doing today?
I've come up with so many new songs to play
But first, I need a little help with something here.
Would anyone like to be a dear and volunteer?
You see, I need some more space! Lots of space!
Oh. I'm feeling very very suffocated in this place.
It makes me feel sick since it's hard to breathe!
And it's painful like you wouldn't believe.
Anyone want to lend me a hand?
I'll reward you for it with something grand~

All we need to do is clear a few things out...

You know, I've heard worse... from a cat. When I was 12. So eh. Can I get a rundown of what's going on? What this place is, where it is, if any of my friends are here?



Also, that doctor was totally a pervert.