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[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Man, what a dull, stupid place this is, huh? "You're not real?" What a way to get a guy down! You know, you'd think you'd sweet talk a guy first before shattering his entire existence! Really, you people have no idea how to handle breaking news to someone, do you? Being blunt is not always the way to go - even if you're in those sweet little nurses outfits. ♥ Half of me would like to believe this is all some very stupid prank by Lloyd - or even that asshole angel fellow - but, I don't think I've ever seen tech quite like this before. Weird.

But, enough doom and gloom! Let's get this party started, right? Hello there, all my fine hunnies and sweethearts! You can call me the wonderful and amazing Zelos Wilder, who is here - at your service. The service of making all of your dreams come true. Back home, I've got quite the name attached to me, but it looks like here I'll just have to make a name for myself, hmm? Don't worry, I promise to be gentle.

I'm not interested in guys, so you all can just go away, okay? Okay.

Comments

[oftpartitioned]

um okay.

[oftpartitioned]

how dyou make those hearts!!!

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Um okay? Um okay? That is not the proper reaction to seeing such a great and majestic man grace your presence, I'll let you know! Really, so rude.

And hearts? I don't know if I want to tell you with such a rude greeting and all.

[oftpartitioned]

im not rude! you're the jerk who thinks just cause hes hot shit in his weirdo world we are supposed to care. you're a NOBODY now

[oftpartitioned]

now show me how to make hearts!!

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Excuse you! Even if I may be a nobody here that doesn't automatically make me any less awesome!

And no! I don't think I will!

[oftpartitioned]

you are a butt

[pelagically]

Making all my dreams come true? This sounds so familiar.

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, it doesn't apply to men, so I'm afraid you're going to be terribly let down.

[pelagically]

Familiar from your perspective, not mine. You're picky, huh?

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Oh ho, really? Another connoisseur of beauty, I take it? I will have to warn you, you will have quite the staunch competition from me.

Picky? Oh no no no, quite the opposite, my good sir. All women are beautiful to me. Well... nearly all.

[pelagically]

Don't worry, you're not competition. I don't do that anymore.

But I've got to warn you, I don't think you'll have many takers here.

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Really now? Well then, I'll just take what you've decided to leave behind!

Aw, really? I'll see if I can worm my way in regardless.

[johannamason]

Finnick, your new "competition" is cracking me up.

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

Well, hello, hunny! ♥ How nice to meet you!

[pelagically]

I haven't laughed this hard since Katniss' ugly costume.

[pelagically]

Your ugly costume.

[morsporta.livejournal.com]

You'd best get used to it.

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to, that's the problem!

[morsporta.livejournal.com]

Creating your own problems, I see.

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

It's a specialty of mine.

[morsporta.livejournal.com]

How charming.

[growinmushrooms]

[likesmelons.livejournal.com]

...They say a picture is worth a million words, but I'm not getting much from this. Are you that stunned by my beauty? It's pretty shocking, I know.

[growinmushrooms]

UNSUITABLE BEHAVIOR FOR A HOST!