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[panchromatic]

I guess my roommate's moved out? Which, like, I didn't see her that much to begin with, but she was just a kid, so I hope she's doing okay.

Oh, yeah, and I've like got the solar thing on lockdown what with everything being horrible and burning (I guess), but I understand if people avoid me until this gets fixed?

I feel like now is the perfect time for a beach or pool party or something! Or at least, like, sprinkler party on the lawn.

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[notvictorious]

Wait, is this messing with your powers or something?

[panchromatic]

No, if anything I feel great! Photosynthesis thing, you know. But um I can understand why people wouldn't want to be around a bright warm light source in the middle of a heat wave?

[notvictorious]

I can regulate my body temperature, so I probably won't overheat if we hang out.

[panchromatic]

I had otter pops but they pretty much instantly melt whenever I take them out of the freezer. Offer stands anyway!!

[reanimated]

For fuck's sake this is the perfect opportunity for a wet t-shirt contest joke and I'm too busy dying of dehydration

[panchromatic]

Have you considered drinking some water?

[reanimated]

Well of course not, that'd require

[reanimated]

 

[reanimated]

Yeah I lost it

[reanimated]

No, I had something to say. I had a way to take the piss. what was it

[reanimated]

Oh fuck, I really am dying!

[reanimated]

PRETEND I MADE THE JOKE, pretend it was funny. Do this for me, love.

[panchromatic]

I normally frown on wet t-shirt contest jokes as exploitative, but I'll make an exception for a dying immortal I guess.

[reanimated]

One time you poured a decent amount of vodka all over yourself, it's still one of my most treasured memories.

[notvictorious]

It was pretty weak.

[reanimated]

Oh thank you for your concern Robocop, that's really

[reanimated]

I mean shouldn't you be

[reanimated]

Something, I don't know, I lost it, kill me.

[tookthename]

Do you have solar related powers?

[She doesn't actually recognize you as someone from her home world[

[notvictorious]

Ms Marvel?

[tookthename]

That's Captain Marvel now.

Do I know you? [The name seems somewhat familiar...]

[panchromatic]

Something like that! I'm Majesdanian, so.

[tookthename]

Woah, really?

I can see why people might be avoiding you in this heat. My name's Carol Danvers. I'm artificially half Kree.

[reallylovehats]

I'm stronger than anyone!

[tookthename]

Really now? What are your powers?