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[panchromatic]

I guess my roommate's moved out? Which, like, I didn't see her that much to begin with, but she was just a kid, so I hope she's doing okay.

Oh, yeah, and I've like got the solar thing on lockdown what with everything being horrible and burning (I guess), but I understand if people avoid me until this gets fixed?

I feel like now is the perfect time for a beach or pool party or something! Or at least, like, sprinkler party on the lawn.

Comments

[panchromatic]

Have you considered drinking some water?

[reanimated]

Well of course not, that'd require

[reanimated]

 

[reanimated]

Yeah I lost it

[reanimated]

No, I had something to say. I had a way to take the piss. what was it

[reanimated]

Oh fuck, I really am dying!

[panchromatic]

There, there. If it helps I'm finding this kind of funny in its own way.

[panchromatic]

Definitely funnier than wet t-shirt contest jokes!

[reanimated]

I think I'm meant to take that personally so can we do a rain cheque on some very witty banter?

[panchromatic]

I would never banter wittily! This isn't Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[reanimated]

Oh god, please don't subject me to boring scifi bullshit when I'm not in a state to defend myself

[panchromatic]

Is Buffy science fiction? I mean I guess kind of, but it was on the WB!

[reanimated]

Nerd semantics! It's like you want to kill me faster.

[panchromatic]

oh my god the wb is not for nerds are you joking

OH MY GOD IT KEEPS HAPPENING WHY

[reanimated]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

[panchromatic]

It's a TV channel! It did mostly mainstream teen shows! I know Victor probably has you thinking we were all nerds back home but I promise my talent for board games was a closely guarded secret!

[reanimated]

Have you ever thought it could be a tertiary superpower?

[notvictorious]

It's not scifi! If you'd just give it a chance..

[reanimated]

No. Never. Not once. Not even in the bloody desert.