(no subject)

[duckface]

I am pretty sure it's been WELL established by now I'm not a freaking dog! Somebody undo this!

Comments

[riseup]

you are right, you're not a dog.
you're a talking dog!!!
and it is the best thing ever.

[duckface]

This is so stupid.

[riseup]

you mean awesome, right?
i think you mean awesome.

[duckface]

I'm so OVER this right now!

[riseup]

good girl!!!

[duckface]

No!

[worldsonly]

Why are you behaving like this? You can't need to be fed already. Do you need to be walked again?

[duckface]

I'm not hungry!

[worldsonly]

Fine, I'm sure Aisling would be happy to give you another run.

[duckface]

I don't need to go running! I couldn't in these shoes even if I wanted to.

[justletmeknow]

If you need something you should just say so since you can talk.

[duckface]

You think??

[justletmeknow]

I do!

[justletmeknow]

So do you.

[justletmeknow]

Very well for a dog, too!

[duckface]

If anyone's a dog here, it's you.

[justletmeknow]

Do you hate me because I'm not a dog and you are?

[duckface]

I'm. not. a. dog! I'm something but it's not a dog!

[justletmeknow]

I don't understand why you're upset about being a dog. Even if we call you something else it won't change what you are.

[justletmeknow]

Hey, Lydia!

I think we reached a compromise. You can have your own table.

[duckface]

Dogs don't eat at tables. Not that I'm one, but what the hell?

[justletmeknow]

You don't want a table?

[duckface]

I want out of this weird house game!

[justletmeknow]

Then you do want a walk.

[duckface]

Not with any of you!