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[duckface]

I am pretty sure it's been WELL established by now I'm not a freaking dog! Somebody undo this!

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[justletmeknow]

If you need something you should just say so since you can talk.

[duckface]

You think??

[justletmeknow]

I do!

[justletmeknow]

So do you.

[justletmeknow]

Very well for a dog, too!

[duckface]

If anyone's a dog here, it's you.

[justletmeknow]

Do you hate me because I'm not a dog and you are?

[duckface]

I'm. not. a. dog! I'm something but it's not a dog!

[justletmeknow]

I don't understand why you're upset about being a dog. Even if we call you something else it won't change what you are.

[duckface]

Well, maybe I don't want to be treated like a dog.

[justletmeknow]

How should dogs who don't want to be treated like dogs be treated?

[duckface]

Like people?

[justletmeknow]

If you really want to sit at the table Sherlock has to say it's okay.

[riseup]

aww, she thinks she's people.

[duckface]

I AM PEOPLE!

[riseup]

lydia, have you been hanging around karkat?
human dogs aren't actually a thing.

[duckface]

Wait. What about werewolves?

[riseup]

oh, werewolves are totally real.
but those are human wolves, not human dogs.
keep up, lydia!

[duckface]

I'm neither of those! I'm just me!

This is so stupid, I'm leaving.

[riseup]

hold up, i'm coming too.
it's time for walkies!!!

[duckface]

Nope. Not going with anyone.