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Dean needs money: Otherwise known as things Dean will do to follow through on a lie

So, this can be nothing but a success. Loki, you are a genius.

But, seriously? How much bacon did you think we needed. Half the fridge is full of it. I mean I like bacon, too, but I think we may have reached the point where this is all we will be eating for the next half of December.

Hey Derek, that thing you wanted is all set if you want to pick it up.

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I've heard that bacon makes everything better. I see you agree.

I confess that I acquired quite a lot of bacon for bacon experiments.

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Thanks. Where can I meet you?

Do you know where Lau's place is?

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What the fuck?!

What, you've never seen a chicken wrapped in bacon?

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Oh my God. That is way too much bacon.

...that is not something I ever thought I'd say.

I did manage to convince him it did not also need to be stuffed with bacon.

If I have a heart attack at the end of the week, you can put it in my obituary that my bacon was apparently cooked in bacon.

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I hope you're not eating that.

It's to late for second thoughts, Mister Coulson.

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You better believe we are. Most of my stipend went to bacon for this month, apparently.

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That looks good.

I also stuffed bacon on the inside.

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I think I'm having a heart attack just looking at that.

Dude. Bacon, though.

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The smell of it cooking is making my arteries clog.

If I die tonight, no regrets regarding this decision/

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That looks great!

If you ever need any ideas for what to do with the extra bacon, don't hesitate to ask!

I thought we could, perhaps, wrap the rest of the bacon in itself.

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You can come over and cook with us anytime you like.

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thats so beautiful

Early Christmas present.

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What the fuck is that?

That would be four heart attacks worth of bacon wrapped around a raw chicken, stuffed with another three packages of bacon.

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Fuckin' hell that looks delicious.

So when can I come round for a piece?

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