Dean needs money: Otherwise known as things Dean will do to follow through on a lie

[theusualsuspect]

So, this can be nothing but a success. Loki, you are a genius.

But, seriously? How much bacon did you think we needed. Half the fridge is full of it. I mean I like bacon, too, but I think we may have reached the point where this is all we will be eating for the next half of December.

Hey Derek, that thing you wanted is all set if you want to pick it up.

Comments

[sunflowersister]

That looks great!

If you ever need any ideas for what to do with the extra bacon, don't hesitate to ask!

[badnewsboy]

I thought we could, perhaps, wrap the rest of the bacon in itself.

[sunflowersister]

Well you could, but that gets tricky! Because you've got to get the inside bacon fully cooked without burning the outside bacon, and bacon just doesn't do well with being slow-cooked in the way that you'd usually do for something like that.

[badnewsboy]

Ah, I heard that the possibility of time travel was involved.

[theusualsuspect]

You can come over and cook with us anytime you like.

[sunflowersister]

I'd be happy to! I'm sure I can think of more than a few ways to get that bacon eaten before it goes bad.

[theusualsuspect]

I am sure we would both be happy to have you. I can make a great can of soup or macaroni and cheese. Beyond that cooking is a joint effort of experiments.