Dean needs money: Otherwise known as things Dean will do to follow through on a lie

[theusualsuspect]

So, this can be nothing but a success. Loki, you are a genius.

But, seriously? How much bacon did you think we needed. Half the fridge is full of it. I mean I like bacon, too, but I think we may have reached the point where this is all we will be eating for the next half of December.

Hey Derek, that thing you wanted is all set if you want to pick it up.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

I've heard that bacon makes everything better. I see you agree.

[badnewsboy]

I confess that I acquired quite a lot of bacon for bacon experiments.

[garou]

Thanks. Where can I meet you?

[nicevampireguy]

What the fuck?!

[eggplantier]

Oh my God. That is way too much bacon.

...that is not something I ever thought I'd say.

[theusualsuspect]

Do you know where Lau's place is?

[theusualsuspect]

What, you've never seen a chicken wrapped in bacon?

[veryproud]

I hope you're not eating that.

[dontmccallmyname]

That looks good.

[theusualsuspect]

Well. Looks like we will be doing a lot of those. How do you feel about bacon burgers?

[badnewsboy]

It's to late for second thoughts, Mister Coulson.

[badnewsboy]

I also stuffed bacon on the inside.

[stilestilinski]

I think I'm having a heart attack just looking at that.

[nicevampireguy]

Of course I fucking haven't! Who the fuck does that?!

[theusualsuspect]

I did manage to convince him it did not also need to be stuffed with bacon.

If I have a heart attack at the end of the week, you can put it in my obituary that my bacon was apparently cooked in bacon.

[hawkingbird]

You guys are so weird.

[dontmccallmyname]

Dude. Bacon, though.

[theusualsuspect]

You better believe we are. Most of my stipend went to bacon for this month, apparently.

[hawkingbird]

Uh, according to Loki, I don't think he got the memo about not stuffing it with bacon.

[badnewsboy]

You mean cool. We're so cool.

[theusualsuspect]

I thought I told you not-

[He is just resting the palm of his hand against his forehead and sighing now]

[dontmccallmyname]

That's inspired, man. You're like Iron Chef.

[veryproud]

That's far riskier than the Halloween candy. I'd advise against it.

[theusualsuspect]

I see that. Do me a favor. Call an ambulance. Tell them it is preemptive.

[theusualsuspect]

Let's just hope he and I also have Iron Stomachs.