Dean needs money: Otherwise known as things Dean will do to follow through on a lie

[theusualsuspect]

So, this can be nothing but a success. Loki, you are a genius.

But, seriously? How much bacon did you think we needed. Half the fridge is full of it. I mean I like bacon, too, but I think we may have reached the point where this is all we will be eating for the next half of December.

Hey Derek, that thing you wanted is all set if you want to pick it up.

Comments

[veryproud]

This seems like a recipe for disaster.

[theusualsuspect]

He hasn't burnt down the apartment yet. I would say that is a success

[veryproud]

Yet?

[theusualsuspect]

I am taking nothing for granted beyond my arteries and my liver.

[veryproud]

You're really up for the challenge of eating that? Now's the time to back out. I'm sure there are plenty of canines that will eat it.

[theusualsuspect]

[Oh look, he gets the same reply the kid got.]

I'm a survivor. A little bacon isn't going to kill me.

[veryproud]

You're a brave man.