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[ricinbeans]

Kinda weird that they gave me another Peter for a roommate. Were they thinkin' I wouldn't notice the difference? 'Cause I'm not retarded, yo, I got eyes and shit. It sucks though, he was like the best roommate. Uh not talkin' smack about the new guy or anything— sorry new guy, that was kinda. Sorry. It's just, like, you get attached to your roommate, right? It's not a crime.

I still think it's jacked up they take their stuff. Or it disappears or whatever. But the lifetime supply of paper towels is still here, so there's that.

Anyway uh. Sup, Peter 2.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

awww peter 2
hes good peeps
he calls me mom too!

[ricinbeans]

Peter Pan calls you mom?

[fuckincakewake]

technically he calls me mother
but whatevs

[ricinbeans]

I get that I'm the last guy who should be sayin' this but that's kinda creepy, yo.

[fuckincakewake]

nah its cute!!
he says supes cute stuff about girls

[ricinbeans]

Yeah? What other girls?

[fuckincakewake]

nah like girls in general
how clever we are n junk :3
its super qt
i know u miss peter 1 but go east on peter 2

[ricinbeans]

Oh. That's uh. That's... better? I guess. And I'll go real easy, it's just weird. Like, THE Peter Pan.

[fuckincakewake]

i kno rite??
he told me the crocodile doesnt win where hes from tho
but the mermaids are supes sketchy

[ricinbeans]

So does that mean Tinkerbell's here too? Or I guess I should ask him, huh.

[amberalert]

Hi Jesse.

WELL HELLO AGAIN

[ricinbeans]

The good news is we got, like, paper towels for days.

HI THERE.

[amberalert]

I've never used those before.
Are they quilted? I heard they come in quilted.

i hope you appreciate the amount of googling i have to do to know things about peter pan

[ricinbeans]

They're double quilted, we didn't mess around with the cheap shit. They seriously didn't have paper towels in Neverland?

such dedication. very research. wow.

[amberalert]

How fancy. No paper towels. There isn't exactly a need for them there.

[ricinbeans]

'Cause of magic, right? Can you still fly?

[amberalert]

Right and also nobody is telling us to clean anything. I can still fly.

video.

[rulebreaks]

Did you get the Pan-flavored one? [ someone is still kind of nerding about that. ]

I'm sorry about Peter 1, though. [ this whole people coming and going thing still way freaks her out, though, never never land aside. ]

I DIED FOR HALF A MONTH HELLO AGAIN

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, but I don't think he's the green tights wearin' one. And no fairies... that I know of anyway.

It's cool, I mean. It sucks but what are you gonna do?

u are forgiven i am slow anyway

[rulebreaks]

He looked green-tights-wearing to me? [ but what does she know ]

Uh. Find out what happened. Did he go back home? To another dimension? To outer-freaking-space?

[ why doesn't anyone care?????!!!!!!!! ] Everyone's way too accepty around here of all the poof and - well. I guess that sound effect works for comings and goings, but.

My point still stands, and it's very, very pointy.

[ricinbeans]

Yo, believe me lady, I'd like to find out as much as the next guy. Probably more than the next guy. Like, half the people on the last release list were my friends, you think I'm not lookin' for answers? But they ain't out there.

[rulebreaks]

Lady. [ she wants to argue more about this disappearing people thing but he just called her LADY. ] I don't even qualify for a ma'am now?