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[ricinbeans]

Kinda weird that they gave me another Peter for a roommate. Were they thinkin' I wouldn't notice the difference? 'Cause I'm not retarded, yo, I got eyes and shit. It sucks though, he was like the best roommate. Uh not talkin' smack about the new guy or anything— sorry new guy, that was kinda. Sorry. It's just, like, you get attached to your roommate, right? It's not a crime.

I still think it's jacked up they take their stuff. Or it disappears or whatever. But the lifetime supply of paper towels is still here, so there's that.

Anyway uh. Sup, Peter 2.

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[amberalert]

Hi Jesse.

WELL HELLO AGAIN

[ricinbeans]

The good news is we got, like, paper towels for days.

HI THERE.

[amberalert]

I've never used those before.
Are they quilted? I heard they come in quilted.

i hope you appreciate the amount of googling i have to do to know things about peter pan

[ricinbeans]

They're double quilted, we didn't mess around with the cheap shit. They seriously didn't have paper towels in Neverland?

such dedication. very research. wow.

[amberalert]

How fancy. No paper towels. There isn't exactly a need for them there.

[ricinbeans]

'Cause of magic, right? Can you still fly?

[amberalert]

Right and also nobody is telling us to clean anything. I can still fly.