not sure what to make of the nicholas cage poster though

[tradingcard]

A principal of a school just squished my face and gave me a fairly impressive high-five. A person I don't recognize did, in fact, get me a pizza when I jokingly responded to them with the request upon being asked "Do you need anything, sir?" My phone's voicemail is full of who knows what. This Captain America figure is the coolest thing I have ever seen. And I think I'm secretly running the police department.

How is your day going, New Moore?

Comments

[chronosexual]

That's a pretty sweet gig you've got there. How can I get in on that?

[tradingcard]

You have to pull some secret things and then forget what you did.

[chronosexual]

Can I just pull secret things? Can I pull your secret things?

[tradingcard]

I'm not sure you're qualified to handle the equipment.

[chronosexual]

Wanna test that theory?

[tradingcard]

Um.

Hold on. I need to think of a witty comeback.

[chronosexual]

Hey, don't offer me a test drive if you haven't got the keys.

not actually here~

[steelweb]

still not here!

[steelweb]

[....she has not had nearly enough sleep or tea. Not by a long shot.]

Ok, NOW it's [audio]

[steelweb]

Coulson. Think you can handle babysitting?

[audio]

[tradingcard]

Sure... What am I babysitting?

[audio]

[steelweb]

Three five-year olds, a toddler and a seven-year old.

[For the moment.]

[audio]

[tradingcard]

Four kids. Got it. An excellent use of an armed and trained sixteen year old, ma'am.

[audio]

[steelweb]

Sheska's watching them for now, but she needs someone to spell her so she can keep on the phones. They walk all over her. They might actually listen to you.

[notjohnsmith]

Do you belong to a secret society? Are you prince of the cabal of magical beings who's co-opted the department for their own purposes?

With something like this it's important to be precise about details.

... Do the police know why we were brought here?! or they only dupes for another higher authority?

[tradingcard]

Yes. Maybe.

I can't share details. You probably don't have the clearance level. Only magical royalty in the secret society can know.

[notjohnsmith]

If that was the case you wouldn't have said anything at all.

... Or you're trying to trick me into thinking that, but that's too much of a headache to deal with until I've figured more out about this place.

[tradingcard]

You're not going to get rid of that headache anytime soon, dude.

[notjohnsmith]

That isn't actually news to me.

[ricinbeans]

No shit, you with the PD? Never saw that comin.

[tradingcard]

Really? Never? I sort of always thought I could pass for a cop if I needed to.

[ricinbeans]

Sure. Mild mannered school therapist by day, beat cop by night. I'd watch that show.

[tradingcard]

I'm a mild mannered therapist by day? Where did I go wrong?

[ricinbeans]

Yeah man. Sorry for the spoilers. I wouldn't say you went wrong anywhere, everyone digs you. Uh especially that principal

[tradingcard]

It's okay. It sounds nice enough. I'm probably not cut out for the crazy action hero stuff I was aiming for anyway. ...Especially? Am I dating the guy or something?