not sure what to make of the nicholas cage poster though

[tradingcard]

A principal of a school just squished my face and gave me a fairly impressive high-five. A person I don't recognize did, in fact, get me a pizza when I jokingly responded to them with the request upon being asked "Do you need anything, sir?" My phone's voicemail is full of who knows what. This Captain America figure is the coolest thing I have ever seen. And I think I'm secretly running the police department.

How is your day going, New Moore?

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[steelweb]

Did you want to do something useful or not?

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[tradingcard]

I've been at the station this entire conversation and I'm watching you from the other room.
I may have forgotten to mention the part where I was already being useful.

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[steelweb]

[Pinches the bridge of her nose and carefully does not sigh.]

Those children had better be happy and contained.

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[tradingcard]

They're listening to music with the guy in the hoodie. Can I do something else now?

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[steelweb]

Depends. What else have you been doing while wasting my time?

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[tradingcard]

Took out an armed robber, organized your filing cabinet, reassigned the shifts in a more efficient matter, and got everybody coffee. I'm kind of bored.